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You mean Ernie?

fust I jist has ter figure how to grow a new thang. Caint be hard - jes like growin' corn - yer jes plants a seed an a noo thang grows where the old one fell off. I aint learned any schoolin, I jes mouthed off at the police. I wuz always a 'causin trouble everywhere.

Fart blurts are wonderful!

I cant afford a latte you moron cos i'm out of work but I know a psycho killer when i see one!

That's why you latte-sippers hate it!

And if George wants to destroy the planet, Aussie dullards are with him 100 percent! If you cannot help yourselves, why not help the powerful to "do the hard work, until the job is done" or something like that?

BEFORE HE RETIRES IN BLISSFUL INCOMPETENCE TO HIS TEXAS DUDE "RANCH", THE SHRUB WANTS ONE BIG BLAST TO CEMENT HIS NAME AS ASSHOLE IN CHIEF. ANOTHER CONVENIENT 9/11-TYPE EVENT WOULD SUIT HIM (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY CHENEY) JUST FINE.

'n yer still hankerin fer to stick somethang into a derranged, sexully retarded individual, a cheap Ching-Chong plastic strap-on thang will do jes fine. That's the way I see it, boys and girls. An it don't gits old an' rooten with pig-disease or somethin simular yer gets from a goat.

Howard was a loser. Did you mean that Albert? Otherwise I would like to know about his looseness, and what he was "looser" than. Is that an unreasonable request?

By by George, I will miss you. You've been a great President - much better than that muslim n*g*e*'s gonna be. But, why did you let all them nasty mexicans come cross our border? That wern't too smart.

Anywhoo - thanks, George, for letting that dumb Klinton Assault Weapon ban go away. I done bought me another AK47 and an Sig assault rifle since then - damn good guns, they is.

Peace starts within yourself first and secondly by getting rid of GWB.

I'm glad Howard is out.

The best thing about John was you knew he would protect from all the world's problems.

And that you knew he knew where all the world's problems came from...

Muslims.

Who's that a picture of? Is it from a movie or someting?

Where are the fashion articles?

Sure he does Digger. But Rudd's not much better.

Get the feeling either way we were destined to get screwed over?

Here's some quotes from a recent Age editorial:
"urban planning is run for developers, by developers"
"The main impact of the release is windfall profits for developers."
"The result is that housing is now less affordable"
"The subsidies are breathtaking."

Cheer up Digger, you sound like a sore loser. The party is over - new guys are driving the national Titanic against icebergs. Join the Greens or something. Yes, I know most of them are perverts.

Who'd he steal that one from?

Lefty losers!

Digger,

Cranbourne

white folks don't say "jive-talkin" nor "fambly". That's 1970's Ubonics.

And, this 'ol boy don't do no drugs. Ain't never had, ani't never will. Jesus Christ forbids this sin - it's a sin of the mind and a sin of the body. Drugs ain't but the Golden Goat them jews was a worshipin when God gave them his Laws. They's the Golden Goat of the modern era.

Arabs were here in colonial times, along with heaps of other non-Anglos... even Catskill wankers, I suspect.

the Tenant would have yer minds twisted believin his jive-talkin' about how ma fine fambly name came from our pig ancestors. No! Ricardovitz is real-fine spic an Jooish nobility who got rich by claiming unused corn and pigs that the tenants raised for my fambly line to claim. So now I can lie 'roun guzzling speed, huffin glue and injectin glycol all day.

I reckon someone finally figgured on that the name sounds a little spick and a little Jew. Ain't that funny.

Now, I knew that y'all wern't never vote fer someone with a regular ol' white folks name, bein a liberal nation of imigrant aliens. So's I done changed my name all legal like to somethin y'all might be more akin to votin fer. Hell, if'n it had a twitch more n*g*e* sound to it, I reckon I'd git me some aborigionee votes.

Hmm. Niggardovitz....Ricoonovitz....Ricadocooniski.....Ah, combinin all them folks names all in one just dern't work as good as Ricardovitz. What in tarnation would a half-n*g*e*, half-jew, half spick look like anywhoo?

With a name like that, mate, I seriously doubt you are the southern rebel redneck you make out you are. Sunds kinf of Jewish to me. Or maybe Puerto Rican.

yer perty little head over it. Let the Landlords petition to get their taxes back from yer gooberment.

Tenant, yer a "taker". Tain't no "giver".

It is truly amazing that when the decision was being made to make Iraq our 51st. state I seemed to be the only person in sight that was screaming his head off as to why we were doing that. And at the same moment telling anyone that would listen that George W. Bush would go down as the worst president in history. So I am that smart or are the masses just that stupid.

Wifey ma pig, is real white-man livin' I rekon. Trouble with you Tenant, is yer just 'cain't get yer mind aroun how fine a wife a good pig makes. Here I am squeezin an suckin somethin out of mah wife, an she jest sqeelin with delite! Her lil' tail just waggin away there. Ya see? That thar's the problem with folks like you Tenant, no unnerstandin the finer things in life.

I don't know about body-bags, but the Taliban can make useful pouches out of the landlords' nut-bags. BTW, when the Taliban re-take their shithole, do Aussie taxpayers get their money back?

Pig-creature, for a transgenic cross-breed failure with so many deep-seated defects in its genetic code, you sure keep pretending to represent some unknown principle of evolution. If not for the high percentage of deformed, tribulated flesh in Georgia, you would never find a home anywhere in the world. Collecting rent? Which stump or tentacle-like thing do you use? Or do you expect it to be poked into what functions as your arse-hole?

Pay the rent or get evected. Come to Georgia, and you git to work for shelter. Some people'd find you mighty interestin, Tenant. Live for free and I'll make me own money on yer.

Alls you got to do is have a li'll fun and games, Tenant. Yes siree, fun and games. That's what we's all 'bout.

for the FBI-CIA. He ain't gonna post his weramabouts here. Ain't gonna blow his cover. You think he's stupid or somethin?

Where's your latest post?

Someone should tell dumb ass Dubya that when you reach the bottom of a hole you should stop digging

That should be sleep.

Well, I am Loony.

That way we can all get some sleeo.

that's what that pile of crap you wrote amounts to hill-filth. Is that what sucking on pigs and breeding with animals does for bog-folk? Listen to me good you poor fucking idiot, if not for the fact that your poor genes are the fault of your cross-breeding, tribulated ancestors, I would feed your remains to your pigs, except I have more respect for pigs than that.

We got our Afghan friends a killin Taliban left and right. Over yonder on the right they's getting ready to kick Paki-mountain scum. And, yonder on the left they's beatin the tar out of the Evil Iranians.

Right thar in the middle, they's kill off their own Afghani insurgents.

Life is Good. And, we are Blessed. Thank you Lord.

Ain't you reckoned it yet, Tenant? Tenants is tenants and y'all might just as well figure that's the way it is. See, Tenants is them people you went to school with, didn't have no lick of sense, smoked dope, imbibed in the booze, spent they's money on nothin but wh0res and "good times". They dern skipped schoolin, mouthed off at the police, always a 'causin trouble wherever they was. Now, Landlords come from thar families that whooped some good sense into them. If'n they got off track by runnin 'round with them tenant-types, they'd get whooped even harder. They learn't readin, writing, cipherin, Bible-studies, some preachin, and how to work the land. They learnt the difference 'tween clay, soil, sand, hardpan, and n*g*e*-dirt. Landlords resided in houses, even if only stick-built cabins. Tenants lived in old trailers owned by the Landlords on that thar part of they's property that wern't nothing but no-good n*g*e*-dirt - cain't grow no vittlas, cain't raise no hogs fer fatback, ain't good fer nothin but housin some tenants in old trailors goin to waste. Well, now some of our kin growed up and moved to thar city. Still being of Landlord blood, theys run places for them people 'cain't get nothin fer them selves which y'all folks call "tenants". Ain't really tenants, 'cause they arnt livin in trailors workin off their debt to the Landlord by workin the land, but I reckon ifn' you stretch it, they's still tenants. Gotta work somewheres to git money to pay them city-slicker landlords, I reckon. Now, Tenants is Goddless creatures. Everybody knows it. And, it's thar Landlord's duty to git some God, even if only a little, into them tenants. once the tenant understands God, than the tenant can learn how to farm, not that muck-rakin they think's farmin, but real white-man farmin. That's how God gives them purpose in life, and every now and again, a good Tenant might learn 'nough to save some money and buy hiself a plot of land. It don't happen too often, but every now and again it does. Unfortunately, most tenants is as dumb as a mud-stick - ain't goin nowwhere and likely ain't much good at much farmin neither. Like my Daddy says - gotta take the good with the bad, and figure on squeezin somethin out of them bad tenants - he calld that "creationivity".

They both have no experience when it comes to governing a country. And they are both good at mouthing easy sounding rhetoric, but lack the backbone to really led a nation.

Digger,

Cranbourne

So Obama is a Muslim, who has a wife that hates America, and has no experience to lead the Country.

And now I see he is a dope smoker as well.

More and more reasons to vote for him I suppose.

Your "thang" oozes black goo, and looks like a cane toad? Herpes doesn't usually do that Ricky. Stay away from Queensland, or your "thang" could get fatally thwacked! (although that might not be much of a loss)

whut we hill-folk's good at. Too much time on our hands with only pigs fer company. Y'all come on down to mah mountain-bog. Old Ricky may have lost all his teeth, but he sure kin giv y'all a good suckn!

be a lickin and slurpin man-on-man in public places like parks, trails, on city bus benches and what not, probably not a good idea to go man-humpin inside a Torah neither. I don't think them Hauller brother git it on in any Torah. They got themselves a private shack up yonder on Screemer's Bald, where a passer-by told some tales of horrific noises and stench commin from up thar.

I have no idea... it bans eating pork and shellfish so I suppose oral sex is out of the question. Those hebeys do have strange sexual habits thats for sure. The guys hold hands and the tarts wear wigs, and they fuck each other through a hole in the sheet. The 'glory hole'.

It seems you been sucking on that moonshine a little too long my friend.

Time to go back home and sober up with that cute cousin of yours.

When Satan starts suckin on you! Heed thar warnings, Brothers, 'cuz an evil heart is like a cool berry slushie fer Satan. You think on that a spell.

Yep, we got some of them man-lovin mouintian men up in these parts, but only two that I know of. Them's the Hauller brothers - well they's tell everyone they brothers anywhoo. Don't reckon I know their kinship fer sure. Don't reckon I really want to know neither. I got a real good thing goin with them Hauller brothers. They do my biddin for me when I need 'em. And, I let them give some of their man-lovin to Tenants that ain't paid their rent. Ain't got no problem with them folks. Things just kinda work out good up here for everyone. What y'all call a "win-win" sitiation.

Need to vote for some warm body to be yer leader. Why not me? Y'all git to fulfill your duty as an Australian and don't get in no trouble with your gooberment.

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