Xenox Summit IV

Xenox Summit IV held last night was the shortest summit meeting held to date. It is clear that the Xenox News production team has now matured into an efficient, organised and well balanced unit.
Out comes of the meeting:

- Embedding of video (i.e. Youtube etc) should be made possible (this has now been activated and articles and comments can now include embedded youtube video)

- A fresh version of the framework that keeps everything together should be installed and all content migrated to it. It might be necessary to also upgrade the current framework before the shift so any database changes will be included in the existing content.

- Vodka can be chilled very quickly if you have a bag of ice.

- Should take off good jacket before pouring beer all over one's head.

- The demolished heater is leaking gas.

- Refraining from smoking cigarettes when drinking ensures that a hangover is quite manageable though can have some fairly erratic side effects on first attempt.

- Pervis is a madman and should seek help.

- The editor is a poof.

- Max chose to sleep on rat poo rather than with the editor.

- Polyfiller will fix the hole in the door.

- Was it IV or V?

Audio highlights of the night coming soon on Xenox Radio.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Yoo! Hoo! Xenoxnews hippies, where are you? ... Hey, they're all pissed or stoned again! Where's that bloody stale cheese sandwich?
    - Mouse1
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    · 19 years ago
    Yeah, we've got the run of the place - I can hardly contain my excitement...
    - Mouse2
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    · 19 years ago
    Well, it's better than Kirribilli House. They have to put Ratsak(TM) out for a giant rodent they have there. Some say it's actually a huge mutant weasel! Jesus! How would ya like to meet up with that thing in the dark? Xenox is much better - I like it here - no bloody weird weasels!
    - Mouse1
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    · 19 years ago
    ...but I sure ain't weird.
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    · 19 years ago
    I saw a hungry cat around here someplace. Better stay alert, little rodents!

    - Mouse 13
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Yes, folks, it was a short, sharp, shocking XN Summit but by god the editorial team came up with the uncompromising goods! Using the latest hi-tech resources to link with virtual team members around the globe, this was a Summit to dismember! The unerring focus, the incisive analysis, the stimulating debate, the bruising camaraderie, the bravado, the gusto, the vodka spritzers, the beer showers, the starry, starry night, the cats and dogs and fish, the peripheral vision and peripheral damage and tantalising threat of gas explosion if a smoke had been at hand... and the never doubted outcome: the glorious, glittering prize of a bigger, better Xenox News beckoning on the horizon!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    For if he did we all would have been blown skyhigh.
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    · 19 years ago
    Who would have noticed? All things grow, all things go! The formal XN proceedings were brief, strident, soggy but fruitful and the informal overnight post-pradial Summit meetings were blessed with immense kindness and generosity... Max thanks the host PKV, the guests galore, and his friends in the fish tank. Viva!
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    · 19 years ago
    Heater now uninstalled and replaced by Yukka tree which will be replaced by flat screen.

    Found out that CD player no longer works! Can't remember trashing that? Piece of shit anyway.

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    · 17 years ago
    CD player works now except turning the volume control up turns volume down
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