SOME CUNT YOU KNOW. KIDNAPPED.

I am holding one of your nearest and dearest hostage.

There is little you can do.

Right now my knife is on their throat.

Here is my list of demands... 1. De-evolution of power from small communities to me.

2. The right of the whales to the sea.

3. No camera phones. Ever.

4. My surveillance turned off and my files handed over.

5. Freedom, plus democracy for all Arab lands.


You people have been told. Do as I say or the bastard gets it.

I have no scruples. I have killed hundreds, nay, thousands before to further my aims.

Why should I treat you any different?


Wannabe Leader of the Free World.