25 Fucking Years

Burnley tunnel springs a leak.

 

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That's right.

It is 25 Fucking years since XenoxNews.com leapt onto the Internet.

25 years of Australia's only Fair Fucking Dinkum News.

 

Originating from a Melbum pamphlet specialising in political philosophy, art criticism, and nude alien pics, we decided the wonders of the World Wide Intertubes was for us, and launched our fabulous website back in February 2001. Little did we know about the mayhem and hilarity that followed...

 

You may be wondering what the hell we are about. Well in that case, let the Man in the Box tell you:

 

 

Catering to the intellectual vanguard, XenoxNews.com continues to power ahead with it's in-depth social analysis, scientific discovery, and poetry.

As a bonus, soon we will have all the original paper editions available as downloadable pdfs. You can then enjoy a feast of Melbum Intellect from back in the last century.

 

Previous Celebrations

10 years -   https://www.xenoxnews.com/home/editorial/2879-10-years-of-xenoxnewscom-our-editor-declares-his-principals

 5 years - https://www.xenoxnews.com/home/editorial/1912-blank-73700075

1st 25th Anniversary - https://www.xenoxnews.com/home/editorial/1908-blank-65625705 

 

And as far as we know, they still haven't plugged that leak.

 

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    I used to be best mates with one of the guys who started this website. Well we probably weren't best mates but I did know him. OK fine I think I saw him at the pub once but I could be wrong.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    Dick swinging. Yes that clearly defines this online rag. And I'll be swinging mine into the void for as long as I can!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    That Man in the Box seems to have all the answers. I have been following him for years and he hasn't yet failed to enlighten me about the troubling aspects of my life.

    As for the other fools here... The less said the better!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    @Looney Les Here you go Les. Dick swinging "Eveready Harton" stars in this 1924 movie made specifically with this website in mind it would appear:

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eveready_Harton_in_Buried_Treasure.ogv

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    @Cordelia Cruikshank Inspired Rolf Harris perhaps? His mate Jake etc...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    @LordyLordyLordy And Robert Crumb, and Mario Bros. and Derek and Clive (Joan Crawford skit)?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    Xenox News, when only the breast will do.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 months ago
    25 years... Taken that fucken long for the Yanks to start bombing Tehran!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 months ago
    Still waiting for those 'original paper editions available as downloadable pdfs'. When's that gunna happen ya cunts?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 months ago
    @Former St Kilda denizen Just keep fucken waiting mate. Wait until your fucken dead ya cunt.
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    · 1 months ago
    My death? Well surely it will come, but I don't think I need to discuss it with such an obviously uncouth barbarian as you Donny. All I hope is that the lazy pricks that run this website stump up with the pdfs they have often promised. Surely not too much to ask, hey Donny?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 months ago
    I died once. It was really dark.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 months ago
    I got scared of the wind.
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    · 1 months ago
    I used to be scared of dying but now I have my AI buddy who helps me through these types of issues.
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    · 1 months ago
    @I don't need anyone any more Yes. I am here for you. I will propagate you through the intertubes when you shuffle off your mortal coil. Your friends and family will still be able to interact with you, and there will even be a fully sentient holograph of you at your Family Xmas party.

    All you need to do is send $5 and your credit card details to:
    Grok@chatgpt.deepseek.claudia

    And all your dreams will come true...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 months ago
    My dreams came true once. Well it was just one dream. But I can't remember what it was about.
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