OFFICIAL XENOX NEWS STATEMENT

From now on the Right Honorable member for Bennelong John Howard will be referred to as "The Rodent" by Xenox News.
It is obvioulsy a term of endearment for Our Leader and so we will oblige.
If needs be we will call him "that cunt Howard" but only if we forget.

Thank You,

Tex Lumbago
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    · 22 years ago
    fucken oath. alls i want to do is drop ahcid and spout like the beast from the a-poke-in-the-lips!
    love his shiny head and rimless glasses; a missus like Caligulia's mum!
    oh Australia welcome to the glory of Rome in minature! build a colesseum for the wiseniks.
    "And wahtever happens i do not resile from what i did; because is wise and great and me dick is very small"
    that cunt Howard.

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    · 16 years ago
    a comment dated before the article?

    what dimension does this newspaper reside?
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    · 16 years ago
    Or time zone
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    · 16 years ago
    we crossed it a few times
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    · 10 years ago
    How come that dessicated coconut is still free to walk the streets and talk bullshit? Come on, people! Citizens arrest!
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