WHATEVER HAPPENED TO?

Gorgeous George? His Bedouin dancer?

The Uptown boys?

The Johnson family? Who brandished pistols at their complaining neighbours.

Early 20th century pharmacies? Where you could get some of that old time medicine; Opium.

The pebble strewn terraces of old footy grounds?

Frank Sinatra’s dog?

And that flat where we had to use a bucket to flush our refuse away in the toilet. With it’s balcony from which we gazed on the Foo King Chinese take away. Their clientele a motley bunch of hookers, dope fiends, and goo eyed tourists.

The Spectra Physics Series 2000 Argon laser? As beloved by Orion aliens.

The red rimmed anuses of the wild boys?

The old pier that drooped into the Yarra, surrounded by snakes on hot summer nights.

Dim, darkened passages behind the smoking mills...

That girl I followed into work?

The original gang of five in Xenox News Edition 1?

Ye olde blood thirsty tyrants? Now replaced by suit wearing, clean shaven graduates of the International Business School.

Moon setting over the bay.

Early openers and having a pot with the bums of the Vic Market.

All gone and maybe never to return...

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    · 23 years ago
    whatabout whatever happened to you...
    wearing a dress.
    pulling yourself silly.
    eating dog shit.
    poking ya poof mates.

    ya fucking cunt!
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    · 23 years ago
    i was sipping coffee. and then like Proust it came to me; a la rechere du temps du marnee...

    no need to be so rude!

    Flim Flam
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    · 23 years ago
    Sacre Bleu! To think I use to fondle myself to dreams of Albertine!
    I'm sticking with Odette!

    http://www.celebritalia.com/immagini/Ornella_Muti/1485
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    · 23 years ago
    I still prefer Ornella. She is one hot Italian honey!
    Remember her in Flash Gordon?
    Those tight pants had me splorking all night long!

    Wish she was in the original; Flesh Gordon.

    Lordy Lordy Lordy
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    · 23 years ago
    Whatever happened to... Osama Bin Laden?

    Well, as the Bush administration very well knows, he's back in Saudi Arabia in the loving bosom of his stinking rich family of Bush business associates. And as for Saddam Hussein? He ain't shacked up in no bedouin tent, that's for sure!
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    · 16 years ago
    A richly decorated and impractical toilet paper holder is an emblem of wealth and a sign of a neurotic ideological position.
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    · 16 years ago
    Yep - they's gone. Sometimes I took a breath 'o air and it's a hole lot sweeter less all that no-good nevermind y'all's jabberin 'bout.
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