Australia is our hallowed turf

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Australia is our hallowed turf.

because it is where we live. I can buy a pie.

I can say g'day mate.

I can go to the footy.

I can get a job.

I can be in a rock 'n' roll band.

I can aspire melodic.

I can email the media and push an issue.

I can post on the internet.

I can be a person and stand up for my rights.

I can listen to the radio.

I can tell someone to get fucked because I think they are a wanker.

I can talk footy to make conversation at parties.

I can have a beer.

I can have a beer.

I can have a beer.

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    · 21 years ago
    Australia is all these things but so is just about everywhere else!
    The good thing used to be that Aussies didnt have to say all this shit to justify their love...now your un-australian if you dont!
    Its all the patriotic bullshit that they keep pushing down your throat; and after a while all you can do is just puke all over the aussie flag...one big technicolour yawn...

    Tom Titmouse
    Nunawading
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    · 21 years ago
    John Howard just said on the radio: "Democracy has had a good decade".


    Since when has democracy been on full scale continual terrorist alert?
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    · 21 years ago
    Ok, forget the beer.

    Fuck it (Heck), where's me bottle of J&B and my cheroot?

    gimme danger
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    · 21 years ago
    And with suckhole voice
    let us rejoice.
    This is our Hollowed Turd.
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    · 21 years ago
    Chato needs to be deported or become a politician....
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    · 21 years ago
    You can get a fucken job??? Where, mate. where the fuck can you get a job unless youre prepared to bend over and pucker-up for the Rodent's shriveled old knob as he sign your next "individual workplace agreement"!!!
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    · 21 years ago
    I guess that fucken decade is well and truly over then, right?!
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    · 21 years ago
    Heck! (fuck!)
    Was that democracy?

    They reckon that fooling
    the majority of dullards
    on one single day every
    three years is democracy?

    If that was democracy
    who is going to miss it
    now that it's gone?
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    · 21 years ago
    Clearly, we must dismantle the democratic bits of our democracy in order to protect ourselves from "terroristS" who want to destroy our democratic "way of life".
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