Plastic shmastic. It is inert. You eat it and shit it out. No problem.

In fact you can think of it as a virtual enema, flushing the toxins from your body, and impure thought from your head.
Just lie back and let the real business people do it's work.

The only way is to live the organic life. No meat, only organically grown fruit and vegies. Filter your water thru a 0.22 um filter.
You normies will be paralysed by the plastic while I will be smoking joints and banging hippie chicks.

Not my penis mate!

https://news.sky.com/story/microplastics-found-in-penises-for-first-time-researchers-say-raising-questions-over-impact-on-sexual-health-13155260

One way or another, the naked ape has sealed its doom. Too bad it's taking everything else with it.

Now now. Let me re-assure you.

"Researchers in Japan have confirmed that microplastics are present in clouds, where they are likely affecting the climate in ways that are not yet fully understood.

The team identified nine different types of polymers and one type of rubber in the airborne microplastics, which ranged in size from 7.1 to 94.6 micrometres.

Each litre (0.26 gallon) of cloud water tested contained between 6.7 to 13.9 pieces of the plastics.

When microplastics reach the upper atmosphere and are exposed to ultraviolet radiation from sunlight, they degrade, contributing to greenhouse gasses, Okochi said."

but not to worry:

"A type of zooplankton found in marine and fresh water can ingest and break down microplastics, scientists have discovered. But rather than providing a solution to the threat plastics pose to aquatic life, the tiny creatures known as rotifers could be accelerating the risk by splitting the particles into thousands of smaller and potentially more dangerous nanoplastics.

Each rotifer, named from the Latin for “wheel-bearer” owing to the whirling wheel of cilia around their mouths, can create between 348,000 and 366,000 nanoplastics – particles smaller than one micrometer – each day.

The animals are microscopic, ubiquitous and abundant, with up to 23,000 individuals found living in one liter of water, in one location. The researchers, from a team led by the University of Massachusetts Amherst, calculated that in Poyang Lake, the largest lake in China, rotifers were creating 13.3 quadrillion of these plastic particles every day.

If rotifers can produce 13.3 quadrillion nanoparticles a day in Poyang Lake, then the amount created worldwide is immeasurably greater. Each microplastic could theoretically be broken down into 1,000,000,000,000,000 nanoplastic particles, which are then more easily spread."