Soggy Sao

From the Maquarie Dictionary Australian Slang section comes this interesting definition that perhaps defines Aussie males in a less than 'appetising' light:

soggy Sao
noun a game in which a group of men simultaneously begin masturbating onto an Arnott's Sao biscuit, the last to ejaculate having to eat the biscuit.

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    · 22 years ago
    Definitely sounds like a Sydney sort of game. Probably very popular after a good, hard, game of Rugby Union.

    Trev
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    · 22 years ago
    Soggy Sao = Limp Bizkit

    Sarah
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    · 22 years ago
    Yeech! No wonder their music is so crap! Trev
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    · 22 years ago
    Ah, only xenoxnews has the chutzpah! Vulgar, disturbing but admittedly accurate metaphore for our honourable parliamentarians and the current phoney election campaign...
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    · 22 years ago
    CHUTZPAH? isnt that the stuff you put on the Sao biscuits???
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    · 21 years ago
    Now you know! This has been the way
    male Liberal Party leaders get selected
    (the woman's method is too sick to mention).
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    · 15 years ago
    I thought a soggy sao was a home made vanilla slice,
    Sao, custard then iceing on top.
    Thats how we do it in South Australia.
    New South Wales have some werd shit.
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