WHEN TWO GIANTS OF DEMOCRACY TAKE THE STAGE - THE MODI-TRUMP SUMMIT 2025

18 February 2025 2 minutes read

Recently, a momentous event was held in Washington DC.

It was the summit of the leaders of the World's two biggest Democracies; India and the USA.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi and President Donald J Trump strutting their stuff in front of the world!

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'I am going to pound that Orangeman's head just like this drum' A jovial PM Modi told reporters at New Delhi airport just before flying off to DC to meet President Trump.

The World has been waiting for this. The two scoundrels of modern day politics finally face to face. Trump, the hard bitten New York businessman, back in the Whitehouse and ready to turn the world upside down and leave his mark. PM Modi, elected dictator of India with an unquenchable thirst to make India great again and a closeted homosexual.

For PM Modi it was nothing new. He first entered the Vipers Pit of DC back in 2014 where he had to deal with that wily fox President Obama.

The two leaders strode into the Oval Office. Their IQs filled the room. Their staff taken aback by this immediate meeting of the minds. The world a mere plaything at their fingertips.

As a gift, PM Modi had bought along a Lentil Burger to present to President Trump 'Certainly it will help your health and trim your figure Mr President' he said. Trump took it with aplomb and passed it off to one of his minions. 'Thank your Mr Prime Minister. I have been known to enjoy a good pappadam every now and then.'

This was Mo-Diplomacy in Action; lighten the mood and then bang! Hit him with your demands. 'Now about that rascal nation of Pakistan Mr President...'

modi at weimar

Beware World. The Indian Tiger is on the prowl!

Sporting his trademark trimmed beard, and wearing a dress, the clearly homosexual PM Modi sashayed to the podium for the post-summit press conference. There he expounded his plans for India.

'We have reached the Moon. Next will be Nirvana itself!'

Not to be outdone President Trump announced that he had instructed NASA to land on Mars by the end of this decade. 'And they can take that prick Elon with them as well'.

With the deals agreed and signed, PM Modi shook hands with the President Trump and bade farewell to Washington DC. For Modi it was a win-win. Weapons to keep that tyrant Xi Jinping at bay, and a promise from the Orangeman to keep Pakistani leader Imran Khan in prison. When he landed in New Delhi his supporters thronged the airport and cried 'Bharat Mata Ki Jai!'

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Sisyphus in Sydney · 1 years ago
Ye gods how much worse can it possibly get?
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Barry from Bombay · 1 years ago
10 years of PM Modi and the great nation of India has risen to unimaginable heights. Respected, and even a little feared, the Indian tiger has roared!
Whiteman can you hear it? Indians are proud and on the march again!
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Narendra · 1 years ago
I do work very had for my Indian brothers. Humbly, it is Lord Shivia who grants me divine power to make India a better shithole nation And, Lord Krishna provides me the wisdom and cockthickary to battle the evil slant-eyed devils to the north. But, most of all I pray to the living god, Lord Trump who is the incarnation of Lord Rama and the Kshatria of the free world. My globalist friends, Lord Trump shall defeat the slant-eyed demons and free the world from Communist Simps. With our Lord's help, we will rid the world of perverted Shandra who seek to make little girls out of would-be warriors. Thank you my friend Barry, with ullas and massive humility from most wise Krishna, I will continue to serve the Indian people for another 30 years.
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Larry from Lahore · 1 years ago
Nonsense. Your backward country has gone even more backward.
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Larry from Lahore · 1 years ago
@Narendra But is it true you are a poof Prime Minister?
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LordyLordyLordy · 1 years ago
What would be the sound if you pounded the Orangeman's head? I think it would be loud and very hollow. Much like his fans, inside Trump's noggin is an empty space that would resonate loudly with a good pounding.
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Narendra · 1 years ago
@Larry from Lahore No it is not true. I have very sexy wife, Jashodaben, who sucks my choad on command and gaand ma gahl when the moonbeams shine upon my Big Karma!
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Dandy Dev, Delhi · 1 years ago
@Narendra We know that's nonsense PM. We have all seen your eyes gazing at the strong backs of the male devotees as they float down the Ganges. And the way you can replicate the most famous Bollywood dances with your close male friends.

Come out of the closet Narendra! It is nice and warm out here :)
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Narendra · 1 years ago
@Dandy Dev, Delhi I am too busy preparing to blow the Chinese Fat Panda to Naraka to address much more of your funniness. My beautiful wife, Jashodaben suck my rock-hard linga which prove to you I am not tritiya-prakriti. You rainbow pagal people need to get a life!
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Ken from Kyiv · 1 years ago
Wish Modi had pounded that Orange prick. That cunt in the White House has sold us down the river he has!
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LordyLordyLordy · 1 years ago
@Narendra Looks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up!
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Narendra · 1 years ago
[quote=LordyLordyLordy]Looks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up!

Do not confuse me with that moorkh, Xi Jinping. The fat panda is too stubborn to negotiate with the Donald. Indians are the best negotiators and I am the top Indian. I will negotiate a favorable trade deal with the Donald. He will give me a good deal. And, then we will take all of Jinping's business away from him for smarter, better Indians to do.
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LordyLordyLordy · 1 years ago

@Narendra Nonsense Narendra. You'll end up back in the QuickyMart if you try to negotiate with the Orangeman. He can read you fools like a book. Better to start talking with the Big Panda, together you could crush Trump like a bug.

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Narendra · 1 years ago

You listen to me, bakchod! China's behenchod Poo-Bear, Xi Jinping, is getting gaand-raped by the Donald right this very moment. The Donald has forced the China Poo-Bear to suck is loda all the way to the jhat! I have an army of Hindu Hackers right now forcing the Chinese to pay massive gift cards to India.

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Larry from Lahore · 1 years ago

@Narendra Look out behind you Narendra! Here comes the Lions of Lahore! Roaring down from the Khyber to liberate their Muslim brethren in your Allah-forsaken shithole country!

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Narendra · 1 years ago

Look here you dirty Sambo. We Hindu Indians do not have Muslim brethren. This is why we give the Muslims all of Pakiland so we can be rid of them for all time. The Donald does not like the Paki Sambos either. Go home to your sand doons - you have nothing we want for in India.

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LordyLordyLordy · 1 years ago

Sambo Narendra? Case of the turd calling the kettle black I would say mate.

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Narendra · 1 years ago

Look here you bakchodi bevda, I am Indo-European and if you were not bhosdike, you would see Indians are white. We have straight hair like all Europeans, but tan skin because we spend much more time in sun. We sent all Muslim Sambos to Pakiland in 1947, and banish them to the Brahman-forsaken land where they make war with other Semites. The only black kettles all live in the Pakiland and the UK.