Will the birth of a new Royal Heir make us all behave a little bit better?

I am looking for the silver lining that the birth of a new royal heir can bring. We all remember the joy and happiness when the current heir, Prince Willie, was born so many years ago to his saintly mother Lady Di. Then, as now, the crowds thronged to the Palace and in the streets of all their Dominions, and they all gave hearty cheer and thanks that a male heir to the throne of England was born.

 

And isn’t also true that after Prince Willie’s birth the world enjoyed a golden age?

 

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A bearded Prince WIllie

 

We had Maggie and Ronnie in charge, and the Papists knew when to keep their mouths shut when it came to the great and glorious Church of England. And it was that communism was toppled, and IRA thugs could be freely eliminated, we all were made richer, and everything felt good and proper in the world.

 

Now with the lovely Kate and Prince William’s new progeny bursting forth perhaps the World can be again made brighter. For a start, we could get rid of that dreadful man in the Whitehouse. And we glad subjects of the Royal throne, we could all pull together to work a little bit harder, or in the case of some, actually do work for a change, and get the Commonwealth back on its feet so we are all proud and sure in the World.

 

Us loyal subjects have nought to be ashamed of; recognising one’s superiors in life and celebrating their goodness and grace is perfectly natural and the way the world ought to be.

 

I see the Queensland Premier has made a good start; striking a coin as a gift for all other Queenslander babies born on this day, who will forever remain in the shadow of our Golden Heir.

 

Why not take this a step further? Why not declare this a day of celebration for always? A day to declare that we are all proud daughters and sons of Britain when it comes to the Royal Family? I say let’s have a day where rather than holiday, we work for nil, and donate our wages so that our future King can grow up and be happy in a setting befitting a monarch.

 

And as such I am launching a petition to herby call this Willie&Kates Baby Day! I will be asking you the readers of this great newspaper to join with me to ask Australia’s soon to be PM Tony Abbott to henceforth declare this day for the Royal Heir , a day on which we gladly work for nothing so that our future King can live in the glorious comfort and opulence that is rightly his!

 

Australia, what say you?

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    · 13 years ago
    You can put me down for that one. I am proud of our Aussie heritage and our dinki di Royal Family.

    Plus I know it will make the latte sippers choke on their coffees!

    Digger,

    Cranbourne
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    · 13 years ago
    Is Campbell Brown the single most stupid politician in Australia now? He makes Barnaby Joyce look like a genius.

    And it looks like he is going to set up a security state for the G20 [url]http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/south-brisbane-to-be-locked-down-for-g20-with-residents-to-be-issued-access-passes-to-their-homes/story-fnihsrf2-1226683969284[/url]

    Bjelke must be rolling in his grave!
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    · 13 years ago
    I will sign the petition if I get one of them royal coin thingies from Campbell, ok?
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    · 13 years ago
    Royalty came no bigger than Alexander the Great. These leftover Hanover inbreds are the shriveled skin of a goats scrotum in comparison. Can you imagine the intellect of this child? With a balding ape for a father and dimwitted socialite for a mother? A disgrace to real Royalty everywhere.
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    · 13 years ago
    I'm gonna be just like him, too. I'm gonna look like him.

    You ain't gonna never be like that.

    How do you know?

    What the fuck do you know? I might look like him.

    You ain't gonna be like that, man. He's a prince.

    That's right. Give it time, buddy boy. Give it time.

    Know what he's like? Royalty in exile. You know what I mean?
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    · 13 years ago
    You are a nothing. Always will be.
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    · 13 years ago
    There's nothing like a royal willy
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    · 13 years ago
    I say let's elect new baby Prince George PM! I am sure he will keep us all jolly happy; and stop the boats.

    Except the one from his Grand Mummy :)
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    · 12 years ago
    Did they make a film of the conception of this little tike? You know, maybe Willie left his phone cam on or Prince henry did it for a joke.
    Any ideas where I could find it?
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