60 Years Since John 'Fucking' Kennedy Was Shot

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It is 60 years since Nov 22 1963, when President John F Kennedy got popped in Dallas, Texas.

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President Kennedy starts the Motorcade in Dallas on that fateful November day.

 

And still the list of suspects grows...

The FBI

The CIA

Castro

Hillary Clinton

Putin

Lyndon 'Bloody' Johnson

The Pope

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Nixon

Malcolm X

and of course, Jackie.

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President Kennedy 'changes cars' in Dallas, Nov 22 1963

 

So who did it? It is likely we will never know.

But the fear remains.... Will it happen again, and will we see President Trump dispatched to the hereafter?

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    I see it now. You are riffing on the John Lennon line about death being just like swapping cars. I can dig it man.
    I tell you what, I wouldn't mind lifting the veil and hoping into the car with that blonde chick. It'll be very groovy.
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    · 2 years ago
    Who is gunna pop the OrangeMan? Some hero from the nether regions of this globe. Fleeing injustice and terror, they will come to the US of A seeking hope and salvation. But there they will be mocked and ridiculed by President Trump and his followers. Finally he won't take it any more.
    And then freedom will prevail!
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    · 2 years ago
    You call him Jack 'Israel' Ruby. Are you insinuating it was Mossad that killed Lee Harvey Oswald?
    Outrageous anti-semitism!
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    · 2 years ago
    OooooooWeeeee!!! That li'll gal, now that thar be a look like she done saw Johnnie slide his lickered-up pecker way up inside Blondie's pussy. Now, I git thar real deal story 'bout how 'n why he got his head all blowed in. Jackie done hired a commie 'n a jew tar git that filthy fornicator dead!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    Smiling Jack. Thought they would make him President for life.
    But he crossed the wrong people. These guys made him President, so he fucking owed them. Selling out their Havana gold mine was the last straw.
    So Smiling Jack is smiling no more.
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    · 2 years ago
    I be thar Preident, Prime Minister 'n King of me own domain. But, see I git smarty smarts. Smart more 'n all thar brains shot out of that dead Kennedy's brain. Tain't no one never even tried ta kill 'ol Ricky!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    Now I was wondering why The Pope would want to knock off JFK. But then I remembered Jack was a Mick and all.
    Maybe he reneged on the promise to make Catholicism the National Religion of the USA?
    I am sure JFK had a 1000 enemies. Likely Il Papa was just another one in the line.
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    · 2 years ago
    Thar Pope, he git jealous when he see 'ol Johnny fornicat'n with all them ripe tarmaters. So, he shot 'm. 'N blame it on a Commie 'n a Jew.
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    · 2 years ago
    Our glorious Pope is not without sin, like all of us. But too think he would be behind the slaying of the first President of the true faith is a blasphemous allegation!
    You should get on your knees and pray a thousand rosary's for forgiveness you hillbilly swine. And once you done that you can get me a drink!
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    · 2 years ago
    @Padre Pio, Vatican City I'd love a Glorious Pope. Is there one on a stick I can buy in the Vatican Square?
    Especially would like one of the Polish Pope Carol. A stick square up his arse, and his cassock all covered in blood and cum.
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    · 2 years ago
    Don't forget the Mafia!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Nostradamus, Quatrain 45c Need this bloke pronto Mr Nastradamis. Can you spirit him down to Florida to do the dirty deed? Hopefully he is Catholic. Could get away with it according to this: https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/ethical-conundrums/3492-why-did-the-pope-want-to-kill-the-president
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    · 1 years ago
    @Absorber the Geek They're Catholic right? Of course they were in on it!
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    · 2 months ago
    @Frank Blues But would the Pope do it now? Win a lot of friends if he did.
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