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US MILITARY ALL BRAWN AND NO BRAIN

The fiasco in Iraq has proved once again that when it comes to military matters the US Armed Forces make Mussolini’s Army look like heroes. A few ragtag dead enders armed with a few AK-47s and RPGs are going to run the self-proclaimed “greatest armed force of all time” out of Iraq! Could there have been a more inept military performance?

Let’s face it the only war the Yanks won on their own was the US Civil War; and that was only because they were fighting their braindead cousins in the south!

When it comes to bombing an empty house no-one can surpass the dumbass Yanks…Shooting civilians at random? Think US Army!

As for the Marines, well a shaven head does not make one a soldier…

Lt Col Pierre Gamelin
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    · 20 years ago
    Well at least we don't march like we've got a carrot up our ass like your goddamn Foreign legion does.
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    · 19 years ago
    The US Army is a disgrace. The Yanks have shown again and again that when it comes to military matters they are dimwits of the first order.

    And if they are stupid enough to invade Iran their country will end up Muslim.
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    · 10 months ago
    Andnow it looks like the Yanks are about to have another crack at Afghanistan. You would think President Small Hands would know better...
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    · 10 months ago
    He's just going for the kebabs. Kebabs is winning.
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    · 10 months ago
    Achganistain be "train'n ground" fer Australia. Dirty, dusty cuntries, the lot of 'em. Fret no more! Rickardovitz 'll Make Australia Gooder 'n Never Again!!! MAGNA.
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    · 10 months ago
    @Ricardovitz Good idea Mr Ricardovitz. The Aussie Digger has a long history of brave and fair fighting. From the time we landed at Gallipoli to free the Dardanelles for Churchill, to when we liberated Khartoum from the Sudanese for Churchill again. The Aussie Digger has done everything his betters have asked him.

    So send us back to Baghram! We will get your airport President Littlehands!
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    · 10 months ago
    Than, Corpuscle Bruce, I reckon I Kin Kount Kwickly on yer vote.....fer......RICARDOVITZ PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA!!!
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