OH! ALL PRAISE TO RONNIE!

Don't worry oh fair America. Ronnie is with me now: in the shining golden city of Heaven! Where naked babes fondle the penises of old men!
Where evil doers are smited blind with wilful vengeance!
Where the star and stripes flutters un-impeded in the breath of almighty God!

Oh Ronnie is fine now. His with Tricky Dicky rimming some buxom cherubim and seraphim now.
Their only cry "I think I've got Knob Ache!"

St Peter
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    Ronald Reagan's greatest contribution to the United States and the world is to drop dead at long last
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    Sounds like my kinda place!

    Bill Clinton
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    · 22 years ago
    Or is it Republicans only?

    Bill Clinton
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    · 10 years ago
    @Anonymous For being a "Third Way" cunt you will be sent to Hell with your wife for all eternity. How you like that Slick Willy?
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