EASTER CRUCIFICTION BITCHING HOLY CITY HAIKU

#1
On Golgotha hill,
The bitch forgot her pill.
Guess I’ll claim immaculate conception,
Again.

#2
The messiah was a moaning,
My shift was almost over.
Stuck in the pin and the sun went black.
Ever since.

#3
I stared up at the cross,
Man it is a big ugly world.
And then he died.

#4
If one looks at the ground;
Not a soul around.
You can see where the best and brightest
will end.

#5
Hey Lord
I love the way you put me in the big house.
Nothing I do you can’t see
So this wank I squeeze it out for you.

#6
The hill looked like a skull,
And three were tied up on the wood.
And then they dead and the sun went down…
Somehow baby we will beat this place.

Das ist Mein Teil!
I love Till Lindemann!
Hebron 2007

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Saw a movie about Jesus, he looked like a long-haired hippy faggot just off the farm to me. How come his supporters dont wear robes and long hair and beards like the late J.H. Christ?
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    · 19 years ago
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    · 19 years ago
    It IS very touching. My people make similar crude verse:
    I saw The Lord, and so, I put him to the sword. Because my sharpened stake, He would not take. Forget the cross, Sharpened stake is boss!
    - Vlad
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    · 19 years ago
    You mock the Lord. You must repent. You must accept Christ and the Lord will not Forsake you. But, if you don't do what you know you must (and you can't claim ignorance because I've just told you what you need to do), you will surely burn in torment for all eternity.

    It is written. And, now you have been told.
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    · 19 years ago
    More like general observations on life.
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    · 19 years ago
    I bring the good news to all the suffering masses! There was no Jesus who got crucified for anybody's sins. Rejoice! No-one is saved. Not that nailing some poor bastard onto some bits of wood would even save a poor bloody crab louse.
    Here is some TRUE good news you can bank on - John Howard will finally die! And nobody will have to be nailed to anything this time! If Jesus wants to save any of us, that's also fine with me, but Devil take John.
    - The Truth
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    · 19 years ago
    And what a Voice. It is magnificent.
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