Now I don't mean some sort of culling the employees for below par performance. I mean the Diplomatic type. Them, and any other servants of the evil empire.

We asked the best minds of our organisation what they reckon. If and when is it justified?

He is queer. No doubt at all. And now I have my hands on the list of some of the fellas who have fucked him.

Don't worry about us Pakis with our Chinese Missiles shooting your planes down Narendra. Check out this list instead. It'll bring back some lovely memories for you.

The new 50 year battery life, AI controlled, miniature drones will open up global surveillance to new levels.

One has to marvel at modern technologies like these that will keep us all safe.

Whether you reside in the inner city or out in the boonies these technologies are here to keep you safe.

No longer will you be in danger of speeding bogan's on back roads.

It is astonishing.

The most devastating genocide in the world is being carried out by the following:

Imagine being granted the magical ticket, being born, and then spending the time behaving like a sour lemon, or being a cynic, or a boor!

Our man Boxhead has been on a well deserved vacation in the Nation's Sin City, the Gold Coast. There he has been sunning himself on the beach, and indulging himself as he partied the night away with all the temptations on offer in this new Sodom.

But duty calls Boxy! Time to get off your arse and answer our readers. Today it is Henry...

Well, boys 'n girls, I be find'n dat what we git here be a Max Gross split personality. I been sluth'n on this Max Gross feller fer a good bit. Caught 'm doi'n some CIA work 'long time ago. Then, he pop up here on Xenox News! I sluthed 'm here too. But, ya tain't gonna gander at what I jest figured out.