I'm with the last guy.

I am the last guy on earth. Anyone else here or reading this are purely the diminishing residue of static electricity. This vast amount of dispersing energy is quite charming in how it mimics the civilisation that once was. Alone it makes one less lonely. I am not sure how much longer the internet will continue to function as an automaton. Services that rely on daily human administration are disappearing rapidly. But while this website is still here I will continue to post to try and trick myself into a vestige of sanity by way of mock socialisation. Besides, the other content appearing here via static electrical ghosts continues to amuse.

Howdy Denis - how's 'bout you take a li'll trip up here ta GOD'S Country. I git a whole heap 'o darkies that'll keep ya sing'n li'll ditties like "Swing Low", "Go Down Moses", "Tain't Never Say A Mumblin Word". Fore sunup tar sundown, you 'n thar darkes 'll keep from bein lonely by plant'n my fields 'n sing'n gospel. Hell, I tain't real, jest a mess 'o static, so whataryagit ta lose??? Food, board 'n Meth is all paid fer - jest git tar pick'n, 'n be happy happy happy!!!
I'm on my way tar Canaan's land
I'm on my way Praise the Lord I'm on my way. If Sissy dern't go (if she dern't go) it wont hinder me (it wont hinder me)
If Sissy dern't go (if Sissy dern't go) it wont hinder me (it wont hinder me)
If Sissy dern't go (if Sissy dern't go) it wont hinder me
I'm on my way, yes, My Lord, Yessiree!!!

@FlimFlamMan Words of wisdom slip up from George W

@Ricardovitz A song for Ricky:

Lestar, that thar li'll ditty bring a tear ta me eyes. PRAISE GOD thar still be Australiens who DEMAND thar Gooberment GIVE 'EM BACK THAR GUNS!!! GUNS = FREEDOM. That boy is a right good sanger. He can be my Vice Prime Minister when I git 'lected Prime Minister of Australia!!!

Has Joe gotten out of that bed yet? Imagine, this decrepit old fool wants us all to think he has the wherewithal to run the greatest nation on earth for another 4 years!

Time to boot him out and put someone with honesty, integrity, and get up&go in his place. We all know who that person is.

Hillary Clinton.

Hilick'ner Kunton git 'er poo-hole all mangled up with 'er pussy-hole. Anyway....

Ricky you ain't foolin' anyone. President Biden is your leader. Take a deep breath, and obey him.