Nation of bullshitters outraged to learn it elected bullshitter President

The clown state of America is reeling in shock to find out that its President-elect hired hookers to urinate on Obama’s bed in Moscow...

Or did he?

 

Who the fuck knows. What we do know is that the CIA and other brilliant minds of the American 'Intelligence Community' are peeing in their pants that the greatest nation on earth is going to have an uncontrollable moron as President. So they are leaking left, right, and centre.

Shit. Where were these fuckwits when that dickhead George Dubya was President? Oh, that's right. They were making up the bullshit so that Bush, Blair and Howard could invade Iraq to stop it from making those non-existent weapons of mass destruction.

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Some of the previous morons, and their minions, who have run the mighty old US of A...

It is hilarious to watch pearl clutchers like Paul Krugman, Meryl Streep, and other lily livered liberals calling out for the CIA to save them from Trump. “Don’t you know he is a liar?” they moan…

For fuck sake. Your jackass country is full of liars. It is built on bullshit. And now after years of piling it on, and believing it was all real, you are shocked to find out that you have a serial bullshitter as your ‘Commander in Chief’?

The greatest country in the world, the shining light on the hill, has shown it couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, let alone a fair dinkum election. All the democracy bullshit they boast about. All the countries they have bombed to spread their ‘democracy’. Yet their idiot system handed Trump the Presidency. If they had at least two neurons to rub together surely they could have created an electoral system that would elect the one with the most votes? Obviously all this was too hard for their gaggle of 'Founding Fathers'.

For years the yanks have strutted the world stage boasting of their greatness. Their democracy was the best. Their dynamic capitalist system was the only way the world could be run.

Their soldier’s superheroes; that only ever kill the bad guys.

Their spies; all seeing; all knowing geniuses. Always with the ‘facts’ on all the villains.

They know what is best for everyone.

Man, have you ever listened to the crap the Yank businessman spouts? We are supposed to take these idiots seriously while they run a country with more people imprisoned then any over nation EVER? That is except for the crooks that run the banks and hedge funds, those fuckers can never be caught.

Well I think the rest of world has woken up and can smell the roses sprouting from the piles of bullshit that cover the ol’ US of A. Trump is just the pinnacle of the bullshit; a perfect exemplar of the American way.

If Putin did hack their emails all he has done is pull out the last turd holding up their tottering edifice. Now watch it crash and burn as the spooks and ‘liberals’ try to get rid of the President their stupid country elected!

It’s gunna be a hoot. Probably pull us all down as well, but fun to watch those motherfuckers burn down first.

 

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    · 9 years ago
    Putin... RasPUTIN... What more fucking proof do you need!
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    · 9 years ago
    Time for Australia to bring back PM Fucknuckle (https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/3176-a-75-point-plan-for-australia-theirs-vs-mine). He is sure to have a better relationship with Trump than that toffee nose prick Turnbull.
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    · 9 years ago
    God Bless that Putin fer gettin Hillary's private emails, Podesta's private rambles, 'n Wasserman's hate mail 'n makin it public fer all good boys 'n girls ta see!!! He ain't done nothin but took the dandilion dresses 'n sear-sucker suits off the wretched whores 'n creepy flesh-peddlers that make up thar Democrat Party. All Putin done is give the American People the NAKID FACTS, so's they can have a Fair Dinkum election. Trump git voted fer dinky di - straight up on the fester'n pussy-poo squeezed outa the Hillary-Devil by Big Bear Putin. Yessiree, boys 'n girls, we all thank Putin fer showin us the FACTS!!!
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    · 9 years ago
    @rICARDOVITZ Nonsense hillbilly. It is treason, pure and simple. It was Hilary's turn godamn it! Trump cheated his way to the Whitehouse, with the help of that Kremlin despot and deplorables such as yourself.
    Well now the table is going to turn. Our friends in the CIA, Republican Party, and the NYT and Wash Post will have Donald the Trumpster on his ass very soon. And finally the right people will be back in charge.
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    · 9 years ago
    Land of the fuckwit. Land of the lickspittle. How many slimey Pommy hacks have climbed on board the Suck it Up express that is US media? Mensch, Rushdie, Hitchens...
    Look at it now? It's pants around it's ankles and exposing it's shit encased arse with a $sign above. 'Let you fuck it if the money right'
    Lenin was right. Righter than his ever been before. These fuckers are gunna burn!
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    · 9 years ago
    Hell, folks, I'd piss on Trump for free!
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    · 9 years ago
    Come on down here, brother Kleagle, I git a job fer ya piss'n in my Corn Fields. If you is a good werker, I might even give ya dominion over some of these here other friends who plant 'n pick my land fer me. Yessiree, I git jobs fer ALL of you who wanna spend a li'll time gettin ta know my land a bit. Folks love workin my land - cuz none never seem ta leave!!!
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    · 9 years ago
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    · 9 years ago
    Hail to the world's greatest con artist!
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    · 9 years ago
    Who da y'all think Trump's gonna start a war with first? Iran? Russia? China? Korea? Mexico? I'm gonna vote Korea. Ya know that Yankee's gonna war with one of them brown nations. Which one? I'm a vot'n fer KOREA - Kim Fatty III better choke his chicken with a lead-lined glove, cuz we fix'n ta nuke it into glow'n glass!!!
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    · 9 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Hey Dickfizz I reckon Trump will attack Nth Korea first as you yanks can only beat up on little pissant countries. Like most bullies, you wouldn't dare attack anyone too big cause you know you would get your yank arse handed to you on a platter.
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    · 9 years ago
    Looks like the collapse of the Great Satan is upon us! And all it took was a orange skinned demon and his horde of deplorable followers... We will be partying on our side of the street for a long time ;)
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    · 9 years ago
    You said it Terrorist-Ted. Y'all can circle-jack yerselves ON YER SIDE OF THE STREET - i.e. you ain't commin ta USA while Trumpy boy's in town. We kicked that muslim coon out, and told 'em to take his li'll stanky dog Hillary with him. Now, Trumpy's lowered the boom on Iran 'n y'all can party till the sand turns to glass.

    I tell ya what, jest so's you dern't need ta fornicate with other men or whatever you call them fat hairy-iran-apes with a bleedin hole 'tween thar legs, I'm gonna send you Jill Stein, Rosanne Barr, Cindy Sheehan, 'n Debbie Wasserman Schultz fer y'all to party with. Heck, you can play guess the jew - even a dumb iranian could probaly pick one out of the bunch.
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    · 9 years ago
    This Trump fellow has gotten off to rather bad start. I don't think he will be around for much longer. The Langley boys will ensure that.
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    · 9 years ago
    @Harvard Harry Quite right, Harry, old sport. But I am a tad concerned about that another chappie, the Australian president or CEO or whatever it is they have down there, whatsisname, Mavis Trumble? He seems rather fragile these days. Fragile and febrile. Toodles!
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    · 9 years ago
    Trumps gonna be 'round fer 8 years. He don't told that Sissy Aussie PM ta shove his skum immagrents ware the sun dern't shine!!! Y'all git 4 side of shark infestered waters fer ya to swim all them illegals immigrants in. Toss in a few of your Lebos fer good measure!!!
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    · 9 years ago
    It's O-fishal, Dixie 'n Aussie have embarked on a merger. We is work'n on throw'n out all them good-fer-nothin prime ministers 'n nefarious whatnot. The South Shall Rise Again, 'n curb-stomp Leftist commie drug guzzlin bums one by one. Yesiree- a good times is commin!!!
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    · 9 years ago
    Y'all wanna sing a right good li'll ditty with me:
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    · 9 years ago
    @Ricardovitz The South shall rise again? Nonsense hillbilly. It is steadily sinking into the flea infested, kudzu covered, swamp that it arose from. The election of numbnut Trump has guaranteed that. Once the CIA depose of trump, and Queen Hilary is on the throne, you can be sure of a swift and violent retribution against you redneck nutters.

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    · 9 years ago
    @Ricardovitz You spelled Dicky wrong
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