AUSSIE FARMERS PLEAD: BRING BACK SADDAM!

Outraged Aussie farmers are up in arms after the new "democratic" government of Iraq reneged on a deal to buy Australian wheat. Instead the Iraqis now want to buy it from the US. "What a fucking joke," said Australian National Farmers Formation president Mr Anthony Hick,
"Our boys and girls went over there to liberate these arseholes and now they turn around and say they don’t want to buy our wheat anymore!"

Even worse for these dinky-di battlers is that their supposed allies the US are now getting the deal.
Said Mr Hick:
"What is our 70 year old PM going to do about this? I much preferred it when Saddam was in power. I don't give a shit that he tortured a few people, at least he bought our wheat and kept fair dinkum Aussie farmers going!"

A spokesman for the aging Aussie leader said he was resting and would answer questions on this matter later.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Aussies are prepared to face
    any hardship, and make any
    sacrifice in support of our
    plucky little arse-seeking
    leader. Most of the insectoid
    dullards who voted for him
    regret they only have one
    life to have ruined by the
    little crypto-fascist creep.

    I am sure most farmers are
    quite ready to die for the
    awful, droning little Judas.

    May he rest, hung-up by his
    tiny shrivelled nuts, and
    his admirers rot in Hell.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    The Americans are applying "political pressure" on the so-called government of Iraq to deny Australian imports and purchase US wheat. So much for your precious alliance Mr Howard!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Obvioulsy the AWB should start paying bribes to the new guys...Chalabi and Talabani.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    And to think all those bribes they had to pay to sell the wheat in the first place!

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