Johnny, your slip is showing!

Lies. All lies. All but blindingly exposed to even the most gullible, flag-waving, heel-clicking, arse-sniffing, kow-towing idiots and 'patriots'.

It's just a matter of time before the cold, calculating old brain of slippery John Howard is dragged into the media spotlight for what he is and what his duplicitous and destructive tenure as Australia's prime minister really means.

And no amount of embarrassingly blatant posing with sports stars and men in uniform will save his sorry white arse.

History will not be kind.

Max Gross

"We went to war primarily because of the WMD issue and because of the continued non-compliance by Iraq with resolutions of the Security Council."

That was Australia's very own Lord of the Lies, Prime Minister John W Howard, talking in Perth just yesterday, still living in his daydream of being invited to the White House by the 'most dangerous and incompetent president' (as Mark Latham said before running for Johnny's job) to ever fart in the Oval Orifice.

'Non-compliance' with UN resolutions, Johnny? May we expect a Coalition of the fucking Willing to strike at Tel Aviv with Shock and Awe to force Ariel Sharon to comply with countless resolutions demanded of that particular rogue state?

To paraphrase Willard in Apocalypse Now: the bullshit emanating out of Washingtoon re Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction piled up so fast you needed wings to stay above it

Continuing to bullshit re 'intelligence' used to justify killing Iraqis for their own good, that fork-tongued old fuck Johnny also brazenly stated "There are differences of view and there are different conclusions about the immediacy and the quantity but the jury is still out".

Well, actually no, l'i'l Johnny, the jury of global public opinion and international consensus was always IN, well before Bush Jr invaded Iraq and killed some 10,000 blameless Iraqis and 500 misled and misguided US troops.

Unprecedented millions took to the streets around the world to protest the Bush regime's avowed intention to attack Iraq. Other nations were appalled by the very concept of US 'preemption', which by definition implies a monstrous kind of 21st century feudalism.

It was a generally held view that the murderous Saddam Hussein and his thugs were NOT a world threat and that UN resolutions did NOT authorize an attack o­n Iraq by the USA or any of its pathetic client states.

In fact, 'the jury' by now has heard the same fucking plethora of duplicity, threat and blind arrogance, since well before the US attack, and the verdict remains the same:

That vile, ignorant ratfuck, the Presidunce of the USA and his very wealthy clique of oily advisors forced a war o­n Iraq, willfully knowing that there was no WMD threat posed by Saddam. The o­nly threat that cruel bastard posed was to his own oppressed and long-suffering people, and THAT issue o­nly ever became a cause for war AFTER Bush and co's WMD scare tactics failed to frighten the fucking neighbours.

Bush and co knew what they wanted in Iraq, well before the September 11 atrocities, and they used that tragic event to fake their indignant, self-righteous and sickeningly hypocritical tub-thumping about Saddam Hussein's 'evil'.

Of course they knew all about Saddam. After all, the USA nurtured him in his vicious bloody infancy.

The Bush regime selected what it wanted from 'intelligence' sources, ignored the caveats, cautions and disclaimers that we all knew were there, and inflated questions re Saddam's 'non-compliance' into a fictitious global threat.

And they KNEW it to be a fiction, even as they scorned the UN inspection process, bullied opposing nations, and pissed o­n the heads of their constituents and called it rain.

There were no stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons in Iraq.

The Bush regime cherry-picked, as critics were saying all along. But that's ain't cherry juice, pardner, that's the blood of innocents.

The warmongers plan now to twist the WMD storyline yet again and blame intelligence agencies for THEIR failure, when it's obvious to everyone that invading Iraq was a policy decision made by the corrupt Bush administration, and backed by limp Brit and Aussie governments hoping to get into George Dubya's good books.

Gosh durn it, I guess they plumb forgot the Texas Deranger don't read nuthin but comics.

And as the body bags and cripples continue to be smuggled back into the USA, out of sight and away from public scrutiny, even the blinkered Homer Simpsons and careworn Sadsacks of that tainted nation of dashed hope may soon awake from their coma to recognize that abused Iraq has patriots too.

Let's hope they awake BEFORE the presidential election.

Let's hope they spurn the rule of the wild, wild west and return to the rule of international law.

Let's hope they shut down America's Guantanamo Bay concentration camp and the 725 or so US military bases in existence outside the United States, pronto!

Let's hope Saddam Hussein is brought to trial before the ICC, along with the many members of successive US administrations who supported his brutal dictatorhip, including the current incumbents in Washingtoon.

Let's hope Janet Jackson does another 'live' show.

This was Max Gross for Xenox News, o­n-line, 'on-script', and o­n a fucking bender.

Hand me that ice pick, babe, I've a hankering for red meat.
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    · 22 years ago
    Damn it Max we had to invade someone!
    I mean those Afghanis just rolled over and disappeared!
    And look how many terrorists there are in Iraq now! Sadass mightn't have any WMDs but it looks like a lot of his terrorist mates were hiding in his country.

    Putriot
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    · 22 years ago
    Just a couple other things Max.
    Remember that we couldn't wait for Hans Blix to finish his job because Saddass was ready to drop his bombs right now? Probably more the reason was he would find out that Iraqi leader didn't have any!
    And isn't it strange that the only person who seems to be stating the truth during this whole manufactured Iraqi crisis was old Sadass himself? He said he didn't have 'em & guess what? He didnt!

    Lordy Lordy Lordy
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    · 22 years ago
    Me fearing now bin more terrorsts from what amerika doing to Iraq Me thinkit worse to com becaus president Bush gone mad as bunny what bin fucky fucky all time by donkey wid very very big jubbly all time, yes!
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    · 22 years ago
    I totally agree with Max: the PM - aka the human grease spot - will do his slimey best to cast blame elsewhere for the fact that HE lied to the Australian public. Like Bush and Blair, Howard ignored intelligence advise that did not fit his criteria for attacking Iraq
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    · 22 years ago
    Saddam is a war criminal. As is Sharon. And Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfewitz and the rest of the bastards behind thise fictitious "War on terror".
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    · 22 years ago
    What we should most be worrying about is this: initially, Bush and the rest of those nutters argued that pre-emptively attacking Saddam was justified by intelligence confirming his imminent threat to the world. Now that "intelligence" has proved unreliable (to say the least!) they argue that it really doesn't matter, they were right to attack Iraq anyway. In other words, WHO NEEDS A REASON!
    -Dusty Davo from Derrimut
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    · 22 years ago
    Give me a reason....to love you..
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    · 22 years ago
    I WAVED AT MY NEIGHBOUR, MY NEIGHBOUR WAVED AT ME BUT MY NEIGHBOUR IS MY ENEMY - LEMON AID
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    · 22 years ago
    45 minutes? 45 MINUTES?! 45 fuckin minutes BULLSHIT you dumb fuckin sonofabitch!
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    · 22 years ago
    Brought yourself a Nick Cave record Lemony? Good to see ya back!
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    · 22 years ago
    Remember just before the U.S. invasion of Iraq, Bush telling the world he had run out of patience with the UN "WMD" inspection process? Now, of course, he says it's too early to tell whether Saddam's WMD (programs? activities? cardboard cut-outs?!) actually exist!
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    · 22 years ago
    To paraphrase Churchill, 'Never before, in the history of American politics, have so many been hoodwinked, so openly, for so long'.
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    · 22 years ago
    I agree with Scott Ritter - United Nations’ chief weapons inspector in Iraq until 1998 - Bush "should rightly be held accountable for what increasingly appears to be deliberately misleading statements made by him and members of his administration regarding the threat posed by Iraq’s WMD.”



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    · 22 years ago
    So what's new? All politicians lie. Some politicians lie more than others. And then there's John Howard!
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    · 22 years ago
    DEMON JOHN!
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    · 22 years ago
    China link to nuclear network!

    Investigators have identified China as the origin of nuclear weapons designs found in Libya last year, exposing yet another link in the chain that passed nuclear secrets through Pakistan to other countries in Asia and the Middle East.

    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/02/15/1076779834038.html

    I guess now we must attack the Red Giant too!
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    · 22 years ago
    Even a spider may become entangled in its own sticky web.
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    · 22 years ago
    i blame that long time (or is that old time?) associate of Xenox News Mark "Morris" Forbes for all this nonsense about lil Johnny. The PM didn't need to be told by Australia's intelligence whether Iraq was a naughty place. He got it first hand from George Dubya, and by god that was good enough for him!

    Flim Flam Man
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    · 22 years ago
    "Intelligence"?! What frick'n intelligence was that?! Cherry-pickin arselickers, the lot of em!
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    · 22 years ago
    Fear not, Australia! Johnny Ratfuck's days are coming to a close. You almost feel sorry for the vain old fuck... NOT!
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