As Monstralia's colonialist Prime Sinister John Coward sinks his snout ever deeper between the buttocks of the Presidunce of the United Snakes of America in George Enron's satanic Crusade for Oil in Iraq, raving reporter Max Gross poses a pertinent ponder.
Greetings my alert and alarmed fellow Monstralians!
Ever wonder why only 13% of Americans can find Iraq on a map?
In a survey conducted by the National Geographic Society late last year, Americans could identify only seven of 16 countries in the quiz.
Curiously, only 89 percent of the Americans surveyed could find their OWN country on the map!
Check this out and be even more alert and alarmed, as the Bush regime continues to bully, bulldoze and bribe its way into a war on Iraq:
http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/
And just to reassure yourself, why not take the quiz at http://geosurvey.nationalgeographic.com/geosurvey/
This was Max Gross, popping another cold one, celebrating Tet, sniffing the smoke raddled air, and watching morality go up in flames.