Bush's Bullshit Hurricane Spinning Out?

IRAQ'S W.O.M.D. DOSSIER REVEALS MORE THAN THE U.S. WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW. RAVING REPORTER MAX GROSS SNIFFS A NEST OF MONEY-GRUBBING RATS.

As U.S. Presidunce George Enron and his salivating Sith Warlords continue to denigrate United Nations weapons inspections, and desperately seek fault in Iraq's declaration of its "weapons of mass destruction", Xenox News is pleased to report a few details the Pretzel Prez and his oily minders will be anxious to suppress. A little judicious "editing" should do the trick, boys!

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Among the 11,807-pages of the Iraqi document, German firms are named as the top suppliers of hardware and technology to Iraq over the past three decades.

Readers of Xenox News will no doubt NOT be surprised to learn that the second-biggest supplier was the pristine USA itself, with American 24 companies exporting to Iraq.

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Some 150 international companies are listed as suppliers to Iraq's arms industry, with about 80 based in Germany.

Others include Britain - naturally! - France, Egypt, Switzerland and the Czech Republic.

Meanwhile in Turkey, troops are massing along the border to hold back any refugees fleeing the impending U.S. invasion of Iraq.


Oh, and to nip in the bud any misguided attempt by Kurds to attempt any such foolish notion as an independent Kurdish state!

Anyone for war?

This was Max Gross for Xenox News, bolting the plate steel shutters over the windows and pouring another cold one as the bullshit hurricane gathers momentum.

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    · 23 years ago
    So, like, the yanks can kinda, like, go in, and both US and Iraq can bomb each other, then, um, the US can then sell Iraq more bombs when they run out...

    Wiggins
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    · 23 years ago
    hey is that brasso on your botty wiggins?

    Headmaster
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    · 23 years ago
    Beg yours?

    Wiggins
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    · 23 years ago
    Max, if you liked that dossier, you'll love this!

    http://jama.ama-assn.org/issues/v278n5/ffull/jsc7087.html

    Jesus Gripes
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    · 23 years ago
    I was just scratching it!

    Wiggins
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    · 23 years ago
    And this?

    http://www.arabnews.com/Article.asp?ID=21370
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    · 23 years ago
    www.arabnews.com - probably biased. Stick with respectable news sites like news corp.

    Piers ackermanis
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    · 23 years ago
    Yep, even Richard Butler - who basically supports the U.S. drive to nail any attempt by Iraq to procure chemical, biological etc weapons - has attacked the blatant double-standards and sheer hypocrisy behind it all.

    Wendel Oliver Holmes
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    · 23 years ago
    if iraq is a "legitimate" target then so is the USA. its obviously what they want anyway: more terrorism to justify their own evil acts
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    · 23 years ago
    George Jean Nathan once called patriotism "the elevation of real estate above principles."
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    · 23 years ago
    Keep burning us a new one. Since the Shrub has already ignored US public opinion, our only hope is that you guys (our friends?) keep the pressure on him.

    Now, learn to make a good beer and how to sail.
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