NEW GERMAN CHANCELLOR PROMISES TO MAKE GERMANY STRONG AGAIN

Hot new German leader Frau Merkel has many German patriots excited with her bold vision for Germany.



It is hoped that chief among her goals will be the full re-unification of the German people with their Fatherland. Sources close to the new Chancellor say that she hears the German voices crying out from Breslau, Konigsberg, the Sudentland, and other parts of the German speaking world which were snatched away by Stalin at the end of World War 2.

"Frau Merkel knows that Germans have been punished long enough for their sins," one Merkel supporter told me,
"She knows that Germany now requires new space to live in, to grow in, and that the obvious places to do this are in the lands stolen from Germany."

Walk the streets of places like Danzig and you will hear many expressing the same hope.

Harry Bismark Jnr
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    · 21 years ago
    Down here in Oz, we have a
    young firebrand named John Howard.
    I am sure that he can put Germany
    back on the road to greatness.
    Just as he has done for the stern
    Ostrichlian Howardland. A man who
    defeated the Turks in WWI is not
    to be taken lightly!
    HEIL HOWARD!
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    · 21 years ago
    Isnt it good to have a true Aryan in charge of the Fatherland again?
    And I agree with you Harry; it's about time those Poles moved over and let us have our land back!

    M.Bormann
    Argentina
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    · 20 years ago
    Deutschland ist verboten.
    Poland its great.
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    · 20 years ago
    Hi Jan ;->
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    · 18 years ago
    those damn round-headed Poles!
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    · 5 years ago
    How long has this German bitch been in power for? Fuck, the Yanks are normally trying to overthrow you if you win more than 2 elections... 

    I suppose it because she has been such a useful Yankee lackey for so long they let her be.
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