100 Years of Bravery and Buggery - ANZAC Day 2015

Who'd have guessed it? That those tough old Diggers who crawled out of Suvla Bay and on to the cliffs of Gallipoli, all those years ago, would still be celebrated today in tale and in song?

 And why shouldn't they be? Didn't they die so we wouldn't have to eat Halal food!

 And of course XenoxNews.com has always been at the forefront of the celebrations. Just check out the stuff below the line for all the proof you need...

 

Our poets have waxed lyrical...

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We have uncovered amazing new facts by dent of inspired historical research...

Uncle Rupert

There have even been ANZAC musical controversies...

The band!!!

We also reveled hitherto unknown tit-bits about the clown who ordered the attack, Winston Churchill...

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And who can forget the poignant story about a man and his donkey, and the love they shared under a Turkish moon...

Kiwi Donkey

 

So get off ya arses and get it into ya! You'll be an ANZAC know-it-all in no time ;)

 

 

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    · 11 years ago
    I've always felt rather bemused by Australia's apparent obsession with Gallipoli. With respect to those who suffered and died in wars, is it an Aussie trait to wallow in shame, embarrassment and defeat?
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    · 11 years ago
    Yes. Yes it is.
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    · 11 years ago
    @Asian Feminist! Yes, stick it to these White bread men who probably still live at home with their mothers
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    · 11 years ago
    I've heard tell that the historic Aussie grail of mateship was forged in the hot furnace of colonialism when the first convicts - almost all of them male - sought tea and sympathy in each others arseholes. Is that right?
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    · 11 years ago
    @Seamus O'Gormless Seamus you wouldn't be a homophobe by any chance? Why else would you strike at the foundation story of Australia!
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    · 3 months ago
    Ah yes, good old Aussie mateship. A true blue tradition harking back to the glorious arrival of the First Fleet. Blokes cornholing one another over burnt prawns and flat beer 'cos the sheilas won't come anywhere near ya!
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    · 3 months ago
    @Wee Willy Winkle Your full of shit mate I never burnt the prawns
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