NAME OF MY CAR

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A car often becomes a fairly long term companion. Despite being a mechanical object each car I have owned appears to develop a personality unique unto itself.

So I have taken to giving each of my acquired cars a name of their own. (noting that I have only ever owned one car at a time)

Having filled you in on some of my thoughts regarding my mechanical companions I have been deliberating on a new name for my current acquisition,  and am pleased to advise that I have settled on a suitable name.

I have decided to name my current vehicle "The car".

Hat's off, gentleman?


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    · 14 years ago
    Why don't you call it 'cunt'?

    You know; like yourself?
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    · 14 years ago
    Nice set of headlights!
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    · 14 years ago
    I'd like to take it for a spin.
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    · 14 years ago
    That thar look like a hopped-up '65 GTO.
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    · 14 years ago
    Wasnt talking bout the car.
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    · 14 years ago
    Cuz yer a prevert who dern't know nothin!
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    · 14 years ago
    I like that car so much!
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    · 14 years ago
    Great name. Sure you won't mind if I use it too.
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    · 14 years ago
    I like that hotrod. Yep, '66 GTO. All them 'ol koots 'll flap thar gum's 'bout how that tripple-duce 'll git her rippin. Well, I'm a gonna tell y'all them 'ol koots dern't know nothin.

    The body tain't bad, but I'll git rid of that faggoty red stripe. All black - black as the lips on a blue-gummed n*g*e*. Next, I'd git rid of that shiny chrome. Replace it with black chrome. Then I'd rip that good-fer-nothin tripple-duce outa her 'n mount up a GT500 I git a line on from a wrecked Mustang. Fuel injected, turbo-charged. Nothin fer you looky-lews ta see when I run yer punk ass off my dirt road.
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    · 14 years ago
    What are you talking aboiut? Oh the car! Faggot!
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    · 14 years ago
    You think I gonna put black chrome 'n a GT500 in that nekid gal? All that marijuana tar is gummin up yer brains.
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