Handy Travel Phrases

This month's handy travel phrase is absolutely essential when travelling alone in foreign climes.

German:
lecken sie meine liebepumpe

Portugese:
lick minha bomba do amor

Spanish:
lama mi bomba del amante.

French:
léchez mon pompe d'amour

Italian:
leccare la mia pompa di amore

English:
lick my love pump

Use it in good health (or you may transmit something)
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    · 24 years ago
    Hmm, could come in handy for when I get on the bus!
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    · 24 years ago
    Hey Yugo, I thought you didn't like political stories? This sounds like a page out of the Prime Minister and Cabinet's Guidelines?
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    · 24 years ago
    Je t' aime baise
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    · 22 years ago
    Hey, what about the universal language. In Esperanto its something like:

    leki mia ami pumpi

    And for those who can't get enough Esperanto :

    furzi means fart

    frandzi means to perform cunnilingus on

    fingrumi to masturbate

    Fek! means Shit!

    kaco means prick

    midzi means to give a blow job to

    A patrinfikulo is a motherfucker

    A pic^o is a cunt

    putinfilac^o is a son of a bitch

    sodomii and sodomiigi (lets not go there)

    and for good measure,

    kaki is taking a shit.

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    · 10 years ago
    Whatever happened to old Esperanto? The language of the world.
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    · 10 years ago
    @FlimFlamMan Ronald McDonald Trump has declared Esperanto a gay lefty illegal muslim migrant plot to destroy a once great nation that can be great again if only everyone votes for Ronald McDonald Trump
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    · 10 years ago
    Take crazy man Trump over establishment shrill Hilary anytime...
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    · 10 years ago
    Hillary rides bitch with the Devil.
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Woohoo! Let's get on the Satan train! Bound for Hillbillyville GA. Gunna string up them Christians and toast them in Hell's flames! Time to get in line for Lucifer's blessing Hillbilly!
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