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A call to Australia's Senior Citizens.
Hans and Jorge invite all you lil' Aussie battlers to join them on their exclusive tour of continental Europe.
Hans: "Let us take you to the real Europe; where you can see, smell and feel the history, the life of this fabulous continent. On our specially renovated London double decker bus you will have all the facilities you need to make your journey safe and enjoyable."
But please book fast as places are limited!
This is probably your last chance to see the cradle of our civilization before you shuffle off your mortal coil. So climb on board The Bus for the tour of your lifetime!