WILL FATTIES FUCK GOLDEN LONDON OLYMPICS FOR AUSSIES?

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The Australian Olympic team has been hit by accusations of lazy overweight athletes that appear to have been fed too long on the government teat. Shocking picture of pudgy swimmers and paunchy sprinters has shocked the nation. Many are demanding immediate answers; and if there is no gold, gold, gold! this year expect a large backlash against Australia’s pampered Olympians.

For many years Australia’s Olympic team has had a special place in Aussie hearts. A special golden place, not a bronze or silver place. And as such, the team has received more Government funding than the bloody East German Olympic squad ever did. But now the taxpaying public is shocked to see that some of their little Aussie battlers are in fact big fat lazy pigs. In fact, many are regarding them as no more than overfed public servants.

 

Scene from Beijing Olympics. You can bet this minx is definitely not an Aussie Swimmer!

 

We tried to get a comment from a team official but it seems he was at the welcome banquet for the athletes. You would think these pricks, whose whole income is derived from us hard working taxpayers, would have the courtesy to tell us why we should support this team of fatties and frumpies! They better realize that an Aussie doesn’t have inexhaustible patience, and if we don’t score at least 20 gold then they can fucking pack their bags and get out of that Public Servant Paradise, the Australian Institute of Sport, before we fucking raze it to the ground in a fit of fury!

 

I can’t wait for Speedo boy Tony Abbott to take over. I'm sure he'll do something about this.

 

Norman May's Brother.

Brisbane

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    · 14 years ago
    Dinki and Rabies

    from all your posted comments it is clear you are both lacking in any brains.

    1) think you better look at this link: You are already heading to be a muslim state
    http://www.immi.gov.au/media/publications/multicultural/pdf_doc/Muslims_in_Australia_snapshot.pdf
    2) Too late I am already here. I have the right to live in many countries and besides Its not your country it belongs to the Aboriganies. You are a bunch of immigrants there like everyone else. Although you clearly come from the criminal stock sent there originally
    3) Dont give what you cant take you whiging bunch of tossers. Its not our fault you are shite!
    4) Fuck B!
    5) Bow to the masters the rulers from the mother land. RULE BRITANIA!




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    · 14 years ago
    Oh Andy I never heard of a place called 'Britania'; I assume you're thinking of Britannia'.

    Strange that you claim to come from such land but cannot spell it, no?
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    · 14 years ago
    oops just at typo, easily done when wastiing time with a bunch of fools on here. There are a couple of others you didn't pick up on like whiging which was mean't to be WHINGING, but i guess you know what i mean.
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    · 14 years ago
    Thanks for the clarification. I am deadly serious about spelling.

    But as for grammar; I couldn't give a fuck.
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    · 14 years ago
    I have just stumbled across this blog stream and I have to say AJG you are a comical fucking genius! Cant believe the Aussies, usually great sledgers,have to rely on an arrid granny to step up, to pick up o your spelling. ha ha ha .

    Brilliant!
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    · 14 years ago
    You Pommy clowns. The facts are irrefutable. Over the years used to get theirs arses kicked sideways to Paris in the Olympics; then all of sudden they start winning gold medals. It could only have happened via artificial enhancements, or like the 'English' cricket team, the importation of foreigners of better talent.

    The history of sport is a long record of the superiority of the Aussie over the Pom.

    Indisputable. Irrefutable. A cast iron fact.

    And with that I rest my case and I'll go and have a beer.
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    · 14 years ago
    Dinkie
    Again your facts are clearly wrong but that is to be expected. We finished above you at beijing also 2008 and our rise back to power has been a result of 12 years hard work.
    Your a uneducated dickhead who spouts shit from your mouth. In every sport we are superior to you. You may have had you day briefly in the past but that day has now passed. You need to up your game to compete and stop looking for excuses why you are do shit now? This is also the view of educated Australians.
    I'm done here because you have nothing original or substantiated to write you are just a dumb fuck of a human being I can't even be bothered with. We are better because we are. We rise in return of all the bullshit that comes from here and people like you. Also because you are clearly a junkie don't tar everyone else on your own merits and also don't use my tag lines either you dopey twat.
    Can't be bothered with the thick and the ignorant. You clearly fall into both those categories . Maybe at the next Olympics there will be a stupid cunt event which I suggest you enter and ensure Australia's gold medal chances are improved.
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    · 14 years ago
    Shame cos you now how to put those idiots in there place its amazing how stupid this bloke is really giving credit to the Austalian people.

    Class and super funny!
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    · 14 years ago
    Dinki dick im going to help you now. If there are any big words you dont understand please ask. I think we would like you to provide evidence that you are better/have been better at sport and provide evidence your accusations of performance enhancing drugs have been used before you can rest your case dopey. You should know that coming from a blood line of criminals. You have produced no evidence we only have your word which isnt worth a wank really. Once you provide this and it is substantiated then you can rest your case fool. So hold the beer you have research to do! Use the Internet (Just one of thise great British inventions) or a library (place with books) see what you can come up with otherwise no one cares what a dope head like you thinks. The drugs make you paranoid!
    Rule Britannia !
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    · 14 years ago
    Pommy dickheads. Let's look at your cricket team...

    50% Saffers, the rest ex-aussies or irishmen! What a joke!

    As for your 'hard work' that german cyclist you had riding for you let it out the bag... "we deliberatley crashed so we could start again"
    Typical English hardwork!

    Anyway, seems like your puny relic of a nation is back where it belongs after this Olympics ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Sports/olympic-budget-blowout-batters-london.html[/url])

    Broke, in recession, and disappearing up it's own hairy arse!

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    · 14 years ago
    Yeah mate just like glen mcgrath stepping on the ball on the biline cheating bastard!! as for imigrants in the team well you lot are a fine bunch to talk? kostya tszyu (Russian) boxer, Mike Harris (New Zealand) rugby do i have to go on fuck wit? the list is endless you Red neck dipshit. As for the link above it is from a poor source, here! where brainless fuck wits visit to bash the masters! through pure jelousy because of your criminal backround. also if you do your research you will see that your claims about the cyclist were taken out of context like envious dickheads like you. looking for reason why you are so shit! Think about the Aussie rowing team how cried foul that the crowd was to loud. When everyone had the same environment. We arent broke i am rolling in it and as the 6th largest economey in the world this is a typical dumb statement from a nation ranked somewhere down in 14th. We are better at sport, richer, more cultured , etc etc etc you are a backward wank stain. who knows fuck all.
    More reliable links provided not from a GREAT BRITAIN bashing site.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)
    Read it and weep dip shit
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18421211
    The best olympics ever!
    Stop crying sad sack and provide some evidence of credability.
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    · 14 years ago
    Dinki your a fucking wanker ha ha ha you thick aussie prick!
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    · 14 years ago
    Your mum and sister also sucking me off.
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    · 14 years ago
    People in glass houses comes to mind when i read the brainless dinki go to work:
    Looking at current Wallabies we can see a large number of players whose families immigrated to Australia, and whose decision to play rugby was probably at the knee of parents with a close affiliation to the code.

    David Pocock (Zimbabwe), Quade Cooper (New Zealand), James O’Connor (New Zealand), Tatafa Polota-Nau (Tonga), Anthony & Saia Faingaa (part Tongan), Digby Ioane (New Zealand), Salesi Ma’afu (Fiji), the list goes on. If you go into the player rosters for each of the Australian Super Rugby teams you will find the same. The fact the Tahs currently have no home grown half backs just staggers me!

    But back to some more examples of the All Black talent drain.

    Sekope Kepu seems to have been a Tah and Wallaby forever, but represented New Zealand at Under 17, 19 and 21 levels; was a member of the Chiefs wider training group between 2005, and 2007 and a stand out for Counties Manukau in the Air New Zealand Cup in 2006.


    Grayson Hart – All Black Trialist.
    Grayson Hart has suddenly come to attention of Aussie rugby fans, having been blooded in the last couple of games of the Super season by the Tahs. His background? Hart played for the World Cup-winning New Zealand team at the inaugural Under-20 tournament in 2008 in Wales alongside future internationals Zac Guildford and Sam Whitelock. At the tournament, he kept current All Black halfback Aaron Smith on the bench. The following year, Hart would play nine Super Rugby games for the Blues

    BET YOU WISH YOU DIDNT OPEN YOUR MOUTH MATE YOU ARE MAKING US LOOK LIKE FOOLS
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    · 14 years ago
    Difference is for us that these people come to our great land cause they want to. No one in their right mind would go to Pommyland unless they had no choice. Mo Farrah comes to mind :P

    Cheating is a fine Pommie tradition, cause face it lads it is the only way your mob can win. From the great Mike Atherton rubbing the ball with dirt from his pocket, to Johnny Wilkinson's rubber boots; playing for the UK and breaking the rules is synomous.

    And so it will be with the Olympics; won't be long before all your dodgy cyclists and rowers are busted for drugs and then there will be nothing you can do but hang your heads in shame. Or maybe you will all go on another burning and looting spree of your towns!
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    · 14 years ago
    How does it make it difference? My your a thicko, your arguement was GB used foriegners and the point is so do Oz. GB is a great place. I have lived in both places and its people like you give the Australians a bad name, You really are not making a point are you? get over it mate. Be gracious in defeat. stop being a whinger. Clearly you have never visited London otherwise you wouldnt make such a statement. i think your best option is t stop being ignorant, get out of your bedroom, get educated and move on. Do something with your life and get off the bong.
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    · 14 years ago
    you are a desperate man dinki, been raped by any lebos recently?
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    · 14 years ago
    Abos still trashing Redfern?
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    · 14 years ago
    Forgot about the who won what and who was the best...

    What we really want to know is which gorgeous Olympian you would like to deliver your seed too!

    If you get my drift ;)

    Yours pervertedly holding his banana and gazing at the screen,

    Hairy Buttplugknuckle
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    · 14 years ago
    I'd like to do the russian female gymnastic team, or sign on as their pussy shaver. Don't want to do any of the poms cause they are mostly black and smell.
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