MORE NUDE JOGGING

Streaking was something invented by old Hippies to do after their livers couldn't take no more drugs from the '60's. Their hearts were bloated, veins thinned out, infected with all kinds of disease, so the dumb Hippies figuered they needed some exercise. Thus, being a Hippy, they couldn't just go about doing something like a natural human, but they had to take their cloths off to engage in the pursuit of a healthy activity.

See, the Drug-Guzzling-Hippy had taken so much smack, crack, cocaine, pot, and other mind-numbing drugs, that the simple tasks and pleasures in life no longer stimulated them. So, they had to tack on wacked-out absurdities to their exercise routine just to endure the "hard work" associated with running. For, the Hippy is completely adverse to doing any work and must focus the numb-brain on being naked in front of other people just to get through the ordeal of exercise.

This can still be exhibited today by the many mutilations, tatoos, and piercings worn by the spawn of Hippies. Their minds are also numb, as a result of their parent's drug binging and their own drug binging. So, they too must mutilate themselves just to feel anything anymore.

This is still just the prelude to the De-Evolution of Humans. One day, hundreds of years from now, Archeologists will be searching for the missilng link to the new breed of Ape, wondering about where it originated from. They will find their first clues in the remains of Drug-Guzzling Hippies from San Francisco and New York.

With the US being run into the ground by an alcohl and cocaine impaired moron with too much money and no sense at all, I can hardly wait to see the old exerciser take up this fascinating new sport. Hey, imagine our own PM germ Howard jogging naked! That should send his poll numbers south!

Absolutely right Ricardovitz! Darwin had it backwards. Apes descended from men.

oh man that's so funny!!! a naked Coward with no ticker to call an early election frolicking naked on a beach. I must delete these nasty images from my filthy mind or, as Robert Smith says in the song Pornography, "I must fight this sickness. Find a cure."

I have already told you leftie about listening to that sicko Robert Smith. He will have you wandering about with mascarra on and your hair everywhere. get back to some real Aussie music like the Chisels and AC/DC.

Digger,

Cranbourne

what's this Dogger me ol mate? are you caring about what happens to me??? aw geez Dooger, you care and that's soooo fucking sweet! I think you're secretly obsessed with me. come on Dagger, you can emerge from the closet now. it's no crime to love a man. and what makes you think i have'nt tried mascara and a Robert Smith hairdo already? i tell you what, i even wore black nailpolish and black lipstick! it pleases me that you are familiar with The Cure. i reckon you're a Cure fan like i am but because you live where you do you are afraid the Crannie bogans will beat you up.

Listen Leftie What I'm sick of is bludgers like you criticising our great nation and it's great leader. If you want to wear poofy clothes and make up thats fine; just don't complain when right-minded people don't want to be near you or have you using their property.

Digger

Cranbourne

i bludge, you whinge. if you were not so ludicrous i'd have a laugh. anyway, there's no need to be afraid of black. after all black is beautiful.

apparently Ricardovitz is not aware of any history before 2000. streaking was invented by drunk college students in the 1970's. Looks like his mind is just empty with no obvious excuse like drugs to lean on.