Giant Asteroid from the Anus of Orbital Hell!

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 16 April 2008 1 minute read

Asteroid has a very good chance of destroying
the planet of the subhuman ape creatures,
but the subhumans will probably destroy
their own planet first.

All over for the sheeple?

Schoolboy corrects NASA "killer asteroid" maths.

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Brendan Hoyle Einstein-Hawking · 18 years ago
When you consider the awful likelihood that many Earth-destroying objects are practically undetectable, yet are on a timetable to hit the planet sooner or later, the odds of human "civilization" surviving is looking worse than we might have thought.
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Loony Les · 18 years ago
My brain is hit by cosmic particles all day. And they talk to me.
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Cynical observer · 18 years ago
What do they say Les? Can you get me some reliable Lotto numbers? We might not have much time before the really big one gets here...
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Ricardovitz · 18 years ago
It shore would be nice to go out with a BIG BANG by the grace of God, knowing that there ain't nothin left 'round here fer me to miss out on anyway.
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Don´t worry... · 18 years ago
because jesus blood never failed me...and this i
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGqkq_nNwO8
>know...
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Howard Hater · 18 years ago

Poor old bastard. If only filthy Johnny would wind up on the streets. Singing to Jesus, and trying to still sell his arse for a meal, since his soul was hocked long ago.

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Ricardovitz · 18 years ago

to stay at up here on Duncan Bald. We can sit 'round and chit-chat 'bout polyticks while I supervise him plow'n the field and planting my corn, 'maters, taters, and greens.

He might be a little old for them Hauler brothers, but if he can drive a tractor and pick maters, I gotta place fer him. Seems like the Tenant is a little shy of us folks. I reckon John might even preach himself a good sermon on sunday! The women-folk get all hot and horney after a good preach'n to. And, that's good fer me and good fer producin new labor to take care of business up here.

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Howard hater · 18 years ago

You mountain people may not be ready for our little John. He sucks arse so hard that the suckee often experiences head cave-in. At the very least the eyes get sucked back into the head, and sometimes get sucked right out of the arse.

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Ricardovitz · 18 years ago

We don't do no ass-suckin, or such like that. Ain't no money in ass-suckin. Ass-suckin ain't gonna git me more childs to work the fields and tend the stock. Homosexuals need to stay in the that big city "Sydney" of yers. I hear they's got plenty of folks who pay good money for ass-suckin and such. Ain't no sense on homosexuals commin to Dixie where we are just hard workin simple folks.