HOME-DONE FOOT SURGERY

The US health system at work... do it your fucking self!

Yup. We can take care of our own. Dern't need no socialist doctors 'n gooberment titties.

Land of the fucked.

So who did your lobotomy Ricky? Ya mama or ya sista?

Nothin fer you to fret over. My brains all thar, 'n likely better than most folks is. Tain't no dummy poke'n my eye sockets with icepicks.

The wonders of heroin. Screw the bastards that made it illegal.

Take a learn from this - y'all can do yer own fixin's. This here worth a second gander.

Sure as shit is.
Got me thinking; why dont you visit me hillbilly boy? I can doctor your stinky hole with my pecker.
After that i can use it to clean your teeth; you dumbass sista fucking numbskull.

Dern't want nothin ta do with homosexulas like you. Not less you is shovlin donkey poo fer ta clean out my stalls. Ain't nothin you got, flimflam, that I want, cept fer the hard work I can whip outa you.

I killed hogs on the full moon, or just about the’ full moon. While the moon was shrinkin’, the meat’d shrink. There be a lot’a lard an’ grease come of it on the shrinkin of the moon. Dern't never kill no hogs on a new moon, you dern't make much lard, and the meat’d swell up when fer cook'n it ‘stead a shrink'n. This here gall shouln't aught ta cut on thar wart on a new moon. Any 6 yar old doctor'n woman coulda told her that.