FINGERNAIL DAY 24

Look close. It is there.
A new phenomenon is happening. A thin remnant of the original splinter seems to be stuck within my nail (it is within the highlighted circle). I consulted a specialist. She told me that it must have remained embedded in the nail bed and grown into the new nail. The pain from this is electrifying. I sit up all night squeezing my finger and lapping on a brew of codeine and single malt liquor. My knuckles are now also beginning to swell as the infection proceeds down my digit.
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    · 23 years ago
    I just want bang bang bang
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    · 23 years ago
    bang bang she rang.
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    · 23 years ago
    Your DIGIT??? That's GOTTA hurt!
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    · 23 years ago
    Your doctor is neglegent.

    Just get them to get burn a little hole in the nail and it should fall off, then you can clean it up.
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    · 23 years ago
    nail bed? bed of nails?
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    · 23 years ago
    Incompetent doctor, burn a hole in the fucker and lose the nail, then scrape the shit out
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