What Are They Hiding?

Are aliens being trained here in a covert
intelligence operation?

A systematic attempt by aliens to infiltrate and
steal classified files on the Third Reich's
Diabolical Orbiting Superweapon was thwarted by
the posting of this message.

This message was sent as a "demonstration" to the
aliens to show them our civilization will not be
mocked, and we know that they are here to give
anal probes.

No matter how quiet we try to be now it's too late
to prevent alien invaders. Earthlings may have
lost all their teeth, but they can still give a
nasty suck!

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