WHAT’S HILLARY BEEN HUFFIN’?

Life is tough on the Campaign trail. Stumping up for meetings with the local rabble. Having to deal with hillbillies you normally wouldn’t give your time of day to…

No wonder today’s candidates have been resorting to some ‘medicinal’ help to get them through the long days on the Campaign road.

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However, it seems whatever Hillary’s on, she may have over done it.

To find out what the hell Hillary Clinton has been taking we asked some of the expert Political Pundits of XenoxNews.com. Their sharp minds have been on many election campaigns, and they have seen it all. The good, the bad, the ugly, and the John Howard.

They know that the stresses and strains of Political Spinning 24/7 can drive even the most Godliest candidate to drink…

 

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The Hoi Polloi. They wanna be with her, but I am not so sure she wants to be with them…

 

FlimFlamMan - Catnip.

Digger - Everybody knows that dastardly bitch is on anti-Parkinson drugs. Just that the Liberal media has been hiding it.

Prof Williams - She should be on the Corn Flour. Does you a world of good. You could be knocking on heaven’s door but once you had a toot of this stuff you would be back on your feet and running around like a headless chook.

LordyLordyLordy – Meth. Her and Bill are from Oklahoma after all.

Patriot  - Originally I had my doubts about Hillary, but after careful reflection I think she is the best possible candidate for these dangerous times. I would say it is nothing more than a mild case of the flu, and I expect her back on her feet and in the Oval Office quite soon. And then finally we might make the Mad Mullahs in Tehran quake.

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    I'll have what she's having... So i can be legless snd bundled away into a divvy van.
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    · 10 years ago
    Brother Bill git the AIDS. Hillary be freebasin moonshine 'n crack, prayin to thar Devil. Hellfire 'n Demons fillin up them lungs 'n poisenin her sick sick brain. That's what git Hillary all cattywompus, confused 'n druck-a-billied.
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz True. Old Bill has been looking a little bit haggard lately. It is a bit embarassing how these guys are running themselves ragged trying to get Hillary the top job. She is too old; they should just go off and retire somewhere.
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    · 10 years ago
    Cripes youse guys! Fancy hafta be choosing between bloody Hillary and daffy Donald! Glad I'm not a Yank! Youse guys a fucked!
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    · 10 years ago
    Glad I ain't no Yank neither. We git our plans all fired up to secede 'fore we let no drunk-a-billy meth whore be our president. Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas. Mississippi wern't invited - they need a li'll cleanin up 'round the Big Muddy 'fore we gonna let 'em in. 'N that big Wang south of Georgia need a li'll cleanin up too.
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Who got a big Wang? Someone in Georgia? Wouldn't be that boy Otis, would it? ;) I knows you loves those big wangs in your gob Ricky :)
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    · 9 years ago
    Whatever she is taking, she will need to be huffin more of it if she is gunna beat that New York moron. Can you believe he is even close? Shows what a dud candidate Clinton is.
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    · 9 years ago
    Ware you think Bitch-Clinton be from??? I reckon she need a li'll chrome on the brain so's ta stop all that shimmy'n 'n shak'n. Put her in a catalatonic state like all them reefer-smokin, petrol guzzlin Abos!!!
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    · 9 years ago
    @Leventy Morrison Indeed. Whenever I become sour and depressed thinking about our voting choices, I look to the United States to remind myself how much worse it may become
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    · 9 years ago
    Project Veritas - Clintons is thievs, whores, crooks, liars, murders, God-haters, 'n eeeevil commie-capitalists.
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    · 9 years ago
    @Ricardovitz You believe that cockhead O'Keefe? You are really a numbnut Ricky
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    · 9 years ago
    Dern't need ta believe him - ITS ALL BEEN RECORDED!!! Can hear it fer myself. O'Keefe is a good 'ol boy telli'n it like it is. Givin y'all thar fair dinkum, straight-up dinky-di 'n whatnot 'bout Crooked Hillary 'n her thiev'n band of gypsies.
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