LEVIATHAN FLEXES ITS VILENESS

The nightmare intensifies!
Intimidatory rhetoric spews from
the Canberra pit of Hell and the
rent-free lair of putrid cheats,
"Suckabilly House".
Howardland "einsatzgruppen" are
being set upon the impoverished
non-aspirational underclass
undesirables as the nation
prepares for a violent suckhole
led economic collapse.
The lawless and extreme, rapist
kleptocracy of Ostrichlia, under
orders from the slimy non-core
little American cheat and totally
rotten turd-streaked suckhole,
Emperor Judas Homunculus,
(a recipient of the American
"GOOD OL' QUISLING" award) has
issued stern warnings to the sick
and the poor of Ostrichlia.

Survival is no longer an option,
for the poor, and surviving shall
be regarded as the most serious
form of theft of wealth already
claimed by the Howardland
merchant bankers, real-estate
pimps, various slimy racketeers
dimwit professionals, shock-jocks
and rich parasitic suckholes who
have been actively sodomizing the
country for decades.

The invisible opposition leader
and champion of the downtrodden,
Kismet Gasbagzly responded
sternly to this latest attack
directed at decent human beings.

"It is rarely that I object to
the policies of the Homunculus
Kleptocracy, but I shall object
sternly this time.
In my considered opinion, that I
have considered for some time
(and believe me when I say that,
because I would like to believe
it myself someday), market-forces
have been given insufficient
freedom to sternly punish the
bloated and useless unproductive
cheats in this society who have
become accustomed to living off
the taxpayers of this nation
under false pretences, growing
fat and stupid, or old ugly, and
mean as junkyard dogs."
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    I sit here in my normal Sunday evening revelery...
    at my hand amber liquid lingers cooly in a glass.

    I consider our leaders like the lillys; sprayed outwards from dank stinking ponds. Overarching all is the hot sun burning their dimwit minds bright green.

    On my table a key, a card, some foil. I open up my packet of McCains Corn Flour and gentleman, as they say, the rest is history!

    On this ancient AZTEC dreammachine my mind doth race! Me pecker throbs like a piston in my hand and the missus sets off for the bedroom.

    Now I stare up at the ceiling counting the days till the end. Pull the sheets up to cover my head but that dark end won't go away.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    These are very trying times for those of us
    with delicate sensibilities.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Coming soon? The Howard dictatorship accuses Xenox News contributors of being "terrorist" (whatever the hell THAT is) sympathisers. Be afraid, people, Democracy is being buried in "anti-terrorist" bullshit!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    The relevant question is:
    How much of Howard's "FAIRNESS" can
    normal people stand before they crack?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    I'll take any "crack" Pm Howard has on offer.

    And so will my girlfriend.
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