SIMPSON FUCKED HIS DONKEY AT GALLIPOLI!

War Correspondent 25 August 2005 1 minute read

Yep that's right! He was caught by his superior officer with his pecker in the Ass, and he had it hee-hawing all night long under the full moon at Sulva Bay.

But because of his great work in ferrying out the wounded diggers it was covered up.

I say the time is ripe to celebrate Simpson sharing his love with his animal!

Does it diminish his bravery? No!

In fact it brings both man and beast fully into the picture, a picture of the true Aussie spirit.

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Unregistered · 17 years ago
its people like you who need to be fucked by a donkey.
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kayla, c · 17 years ago
this is pathetic, you really dont have to do it. what kind of life do you have? seriously, to be able to do this, it must be pretty sad. simpson was a true hero. get a life and grow the frig up, jerks
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FlimFlamMan · 15 years ago
he might have fucked his donkey at Gallipoli, but can he do it in florida?
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Ricardovitz · 15 years ago
I'm a gonna schooll ya on somethin, Flim-Flam. That wog-whore Arianna Huffington - she is a greek-commie who HATES the South. Now, I reckon Florida is 'bout 1/4 pure southern goodness, 'n 3/4 spicks 'n Yankees - sorta like a Quadroon. In the South - Animals tain't humans. Humans is made in the likeness of our Lord. Not monkeys, hogs, 'coons, 'n whatnot. Now, some folks get all twist'bout cuz blacks is animals 'n not humans. Dumb athiest wog whores like Hufrfington go on 'n on 'n on ''n on bout fornicatin 'n animals 'n whatnot.

Sothern Folks dern't consider tharselves animals - cuz GOD dern't consider us animals. Cain't spect a athiest wog-whore ta understand this here stuff, I reckon.
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Les we forgot · 12 years ago
Can anyone confirm if it was Simpson and a mule and not a donkey? Like 'War Correspondent' I fear there has been some misinformation going around on this story.
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