Oz public seized with fears for
their leader's safety after the
horrific London bombing that
killed and maimed many who have
paid the price of the neocon
"WAR ON TERROR" that Tony Blair
dragged his people into by a
putrid pile of lies. The brave little Oz champion of
the suffering masses, calmed the
public's concerns, as the masses
sobbed and shrieked in terror for
the most powerful and selfless
man in their nation.
"I am feeling very relaxed and
comfortable. You can be sure that
the bludging GST taxpayer has
provided a lot more than a
pathetic fridge magnet to secure
MY safety and opulent comfort!
I can understand your concern for
my well-being, as I am the
crowning glory of Oz politics.
Now I want all you bludgers to be
ALERT, BUT NOT ALARMED and ask no
difficult questions.
I'll be alright, don't worry
about me."
Sensing that he should say
something stern to show his brave
indifference to danger and the
solidarity of the Coalition of
the Wicked's Axis of Evil, the
little anal probe oozed out some
more crap.
"Being selfless and very brave,
I will stand up to any enemies of
the Howardland.
No matter how many Oz bludgers
they might kill and maim, I will
dare them to kill and maim even
more!
I have made all the important
people very safe.
I'll be alright, don't worry
about me."
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