DOUGLAS WOOD RESCUED: NOW LET'S FREE SCHAPELLE!

So the Duhmericans "rescued" old money-hungry Doug from those nasty terrrorists, did they? Did they fucken what! Looks like they've pulled another Jessica Lynch Hollywood bullshit blockbuster out of their arses by kicking in a door that was already open in a house they were invited to! Dumb fucken Yanks!

It's too hot for the putrid
little pretend P.M. to tackle.
Maggot only takes credit for
for what others have done
if he thinks there are some
votes in it.
Hell will freeze over before
the little filth acts for her.

Johnny and little Lord Downer
of Baghdad slithered around about
the Wood rescue so the dullards
might think it was a cleverly
implemented operation planned and
executed by the plucky little
arse-seeking P.M.
Of course, it was mostly a bit of
good luck that liberated Wood.

When a foreigner is forcibly detained by "them" in Iraq, it's "kidnapping". When an Iraqi is forcibly detained by "us" in Iraq, it's "extrajudicial detention".

I. Bokor, Armidale