70 YEAR OLD AUSSIE PM STANDS TALL AT GALLIPOLI

Aussie PM Howard reflected on the bravery of the Aussie diggers who 90 years ago charged onto the beaches at Gallipoli and proceeded to get their arses kicked by the Turks.
"It's something peculiarly Australian that we come here to celebrate brave Aussies who came thousands of miles to be told by another country to go and get killed," the senile Aussie PM said at the dawn service,
"I call it the Aussie spirit."
He then went on to boast about his role in furthering the myth of Gallipoli,

"You know that before I became PM most Australians didn't know that we won World War One here at ANZAC cove. I see it is the greatest achievement of my Prime Ministership that the ANZAC legend will be forever tied up with me."

He and his wife Hyacinth then drove from the beach back to Istanbul along the newly laid John Howard Highway to a cocktail reception at the Australian Embassy.
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    · 21 years ago
    There were many dry eyes today.
    Judas W. Hellspawn the plucky
    little arse-seeking P.M.
    reminds us that his example
    of the ANZAC spirit
    (Aussies Near Zero
    Actual Comprehension),
    means that there is no excuse
    for anybody not winning in
    the race of life.

    The P.M. gurgled this wonderful
    sentiment, as a large wet patch
    spread on his pants -
    "If I can win a World-War,
    those losers in any competition
    they enter must have their legs
    broken to help them to do
    better next time!"
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    · 21 years ago
    Our PM is rock solid on all of his commitments; especially to freedom and democracy and our brave Aussie soldiers! Shame on you, on the most sacred Aussie day to attack our elected leader.
    You whining Labor losers will never change that.

    Digger
    Cranbourne
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    · 21 years ago
    Here is a site where the
    magnificence of our gormless
    leader is commemorated in
    noble art:

    http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm

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    · 21 years ago
    The Rodent believes in the sanctity of ANZAC Day so much that he got the Turks to churn up the bones of the war dead to build a road so his loyal drunken supporters could get to the Gallipli shores for a drunken knees-up! And if there's a big fucken mess left behind, well hell, that's just the good old larrikan Aussie spirit, right? Tell that to the war widows and orphans you fucken opportunistic old geek!
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