NOT ANOTHER FUCKING BALI MONUMENT...

Our four eyed fuckwit PM Mr Magoo has announced that as a lasting tribute to the brave fallen Aussies of Bali we all have to have a flag tattooed on our arses. PM Magoo announced that $100 million dollars of the surprise surplus had been allocated to fund a giant tattoo van to scour the country looking for bums to place our rag on. The Balimobile was to be farewelled this Friday on its journey by the PM and his missus; Mrs Magoo. Anyone refusing the tattoo would be forced to explain why to Ray Martin on A Current Affair.

And hopefully that's the last time we'll hear about fucking Bali from that four eyed carpet eating scumbag.
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    · 23 years ago
    I vote we immediately air-lift both Mr and Mrs PM Magoo to Malaysia!
    - Dusty Davo from Derrimut
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    · 23 years ago
    I vote we sent PM John Howard (the human? rodent) and his equally devious bitch-wife Janus to the Nauru refugee "detention centre" (aka concentraion camp) to die of fucken kidney failure because of the shitty water just like the poor fucken in-mates from Iraq and Afghanistan.
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    · 21 years ago
    1st appearance of that Aussie-hating terrorist-loving Lordy?

    Digger
    Cranbourne
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    · 21 years ago
    Turn the death-loving non-core
    Magoo into the Bali monument,
    and his lower lip can be a perch
    for birds to shit on.
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    · 15 years ago
    I am still waiting for my tattoo. Maybe Julia can help?
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    · 10 years ago
    @Anonymous And yours too Digger?
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