AUSTRALIA ON TERROR ALERT!

Australia's Justice Minister, Chris Ellison, has issued a warning. Australia is on terror alert! "The information that we have is linked to Al Qaeda and its subsidiaries," he said.
"We can't go into the detail of that but suffice to say that the information is credible."
"It's generalised, not specific as to targets and timing but sufficient to take the people of Australia into our confidence and advise them of this."

And where did he get this information?
"I've just listened to Osama's last tape."

I, for one, are glad our lives are in their hands.
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    · 24 years ago
    I didn't know that hopeless tweed Ellison could speak Arabic!
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    · 24 years ago
    The terrorist works by the rule, Kill one scare a thousand the solution is don't be scared just say what the fuck.Your chances of being caught up in it ar about ninty thousand to one.Please let's drink all the beer first
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    The terrorist works by the rule, Kill one scare a thousand the solution is don't be scared just say what the fuck.Your chances of being caught up in it ar about ninty thousand to one.Please let's drink all the beer first
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    · 24 years ago
    HERE IS THE PARTY, WHERE IS THE WINE?
    - LEMON AID
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    · 21 years ago
    I think it's worth all the "terror"
    just to see Howard stick his lower
    lip out as he tries to put on a
    "stern" look. I wonder how he'd like
    me to grab it with a pair of pliers
    and pull it over his head like a
    fucking foreskin?
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    · 21 years ago
    But his lower lip is his foreskin! The old adage: Big men have big pricks, little men are all prick.
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    · 14 years ago
    Ahh, terrorism, where would the shifty bastards perched on top of the shit heap be without it. Good work, boys, keep 'em scared, keep 'em docile!
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    · 14 years ago
    They will stick to the terrorist line for another few hundred years. Pure genius. So much better than the old communist threat. With terrorists even if there aren't any left hiding in a cave it is easy to manufacture one to keep the hype going. Can even frame someone in the process to kill two birds with one stone.
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    · 14 years ago
    Hell they been making it up as they go along anyway and its worked a treat so far
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