XENOX NEWS STIFFENS ITS RESOLVE!

Fold? NEVER!
Xenox Anna, as a political party, will immediately experience a gleeful re-birth through its on-line mouthpiece XENOX NEWS.
Just like Cheryl Kernot, we refuse to shut up!

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Yes, red-eyed current affairs fans and lost web surfers can expect more of the following:

MORE incisive investigative probing of the anus of life; more deconstruction of the body politic (MMM, BODY...) ; more righteous exposure of the corporate greed that has the long-suffering poor by their wizened old nuts; more invective; more bile: more well-deserved character assassination (how many "n's" is that? how many "asses" is that!) but without the Israeli missiles; more saliva; more beer; more hundreds and thousands sprinkled on buttered white bread; more brickbats; more bouquets; more lions, tigers and bears, oh my; more burning crosses, more burning flags; more cows on rooftops; more space debris; more Dylan Thomas (well, it's about time someone mentioned the mad old fucker); more rant, cant and remorse; more belated post-mortems; more broken mirrors; more condoms than doldrums; more scratching the itch than slapping the bitch; more stakes through the heart of the vampire monarchy; more running with scissors (in the dark, yet!); more lazy Sunday afternoons; more fake fossils; more dead gods and inflated egos; more sex than death; more of what you need even if you don't want it!

VIVA XENOX NEWS! IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO CHEW IT!

Oh, and just one more thing: more pins enthusiastically inserted into my venal and malodorous John Howard voodoo dolly...

This was Max Gross, momentarily rising to the occasion.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    Why everyone keep picking on Cheryl? She not another Meg Lees!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    Ive been trying to stiffen my resolve but the Viagra aint workin!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    Here, lovie, let me help...

    Cheryl Kernel (not to be confused very often)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    Keep rubbin Cheryl..it seems to be helping!

    Biggles
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 24 years ago
    You reckon you got problems? I'm still trying to resolve my stiff!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    The days of Invincible John!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Oh I remember the days when I didn't need anything to stiffen my resolve except the sight of a pair of long legs beneath a skirt.

    Now it seems I need all sorts of perverted visions.

    Yours with pooey fingers,

    Hairy Buttknuckled
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Fwoh him to the fwoor sire?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Ah yes; fwoh him to va fwoor:

    DEAD ALIEN FWOWN TO THE FWOOR IN RUSSIA
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Oh dear. A couple of drunk Russians wonder upon a mutilated rag doll in the snow and call it an alien. And of course the moron UFOnik proclaims it as evidence of alien visitation.

    And you wonder why us professionals do not take you seriously?

    Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    If it is posted on Xenox News it has got to be true? Doesn't it? What, you mean...
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