New V-Line Heritage class questioned by Ombudsman

Pervis 05 April 2001 1 minute read

The new look passenger class

The ombudsman for public transport in Victoria today questioned V-Line on their new "Heritage" class appropriation. A spokesman for V-Line said he couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. "This new class will not only appeal to the poets and traditionalists in society, it allows us to kill two birds with one stone. These carriages were only sitting there rusting while half of Melbourne's heritage and historical society members have been begging for us to return to the older style carriages, and the fantastic thing is that we don't have to, in fact, aren't even allowed to modify them!" Steve Bracks is yet unavailable for comment on the new series.

red...and white....and yellow...and blue rattler

Sneak preview of V-Lines new Heritage class train carriages exterior.

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Anonymous · 25 years ago
Well if this is what the community wants..I'm more than pleased to give it to them...right up the bunghole...so sto speak...*Now, just don't ask me to show naughty movies on April 13!
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Anonymous · 25 years ago
Talk about THE EXORCIST! Frankly i am appalled - a-pauled, i say! - that such a blasphemous presentation of sacred Father Satan should be permitted to be viewed by the addle-brained masses of Melbourne on the most prominent day on our sacred Black Calendar! Yes, sick pilgrims, I'm talking about our annual Happy Crucifiction Day knees-up! Crack one for me, Steve, you hip-hop Catholic retard! .. and by all means, remember to visit our most holy and venerable companion website: jeff.com.au Pilgrims, it's a shrine!
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