The Swingers! - Fisher, QLD

Continuing our review of the Seats that will decide the 2013 Australian Federal Election...

Fisher, Queensland

 

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World Famous Caloundra National Park in the seat of Fisher.

 

Fisher is located in that paradise called Queensland. On the coast, just north of Brissy.  It has sun, sea, and a lifestlye the envy of the rest of Australia. It has also the highest homosexual vote in Australia outside Sydney.

Peter Slipper holds this seat with a tidy margin, but with his defection from the Liberal Party he has a tough fight on his hands to retain it this Saturday.

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Some of Fisher's more famous residents.

We asked the voters in Fisher what was their major concerns for this election. Being the tight arse red-necked pricks that they are, we got the following results:

  1.           Carbon Tax
  2.           Better ways to fiddle their tax
  3.           Why do I have to pay tax?

 

Our polling has the Libs romping it in with a 10% swing.

 

Getting a little depressing isn't it?

 

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Tell myself that I survived 10 years of Howard, but just cant stomach the idea of that fuckwit Abbott as PM.
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    · 13 years ago
    That red-headed gal look jest like a evil drunk who swore she's a gonna burn down my cabin. Spittin image of her! Starin at me from her grave, she is.
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    · 13 years ago
    We know you got the hots for Pauline Ricky ;)

    Why is that? She look like your sister?
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    · 13 years ago
    I reckon I done her a bad turn - she deserve ever bit of what she got 'n she knowed it too. But, that thar redhead git the same hair, same eyes, 'n same wicked alcohol-drenched grin. Lord knows I tried ta be good to her, yessiree I did. But, the booze 'd turn her ta a mean 'ol cuss. Took 'n ax to her x-husband's fancy car 'n lit it on fire. Swore she was gonna lite up my cabin - 'n she woulda if she weren't so pickled with rye ta ware she couln't git her way up my mountain. If'n you never met a gal sweet as pie till she git all lickered up on gin 'n rye ta ware she'd gut ya from asshole ta liver 'n rip yer innards right out with while lyin ta yer face 'bout how good you been to her, you ain't never met a mean-as-spit redhead.
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    · 13 years ago
    Well that's all well and good dear Ricky, but come now, tell us. Did you fuck her?

    Or is your batshit ugly sister the only sheila you've put your pecker in?
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    · 13 years ago
    I've oiled my chainsaw, sharpened the chain and topped up the 2-stroke. Election night, here I come!
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