Rebooting the Kruddster

Rubbish. Your average Aussie is not an idiot. They will see through this charlatan soon enough. Everyone knows Tony is the leader Australia needs now after 6 years of ALP ineptitude.

Then all you labour loving losers will have to choke on your lattes!

Digger,

Cranbourne

Jesus fucking Christ! Where those boat people coming from?

I'll fucking rescue 'em - just throw me in the drink and I will just booble around them...

Yours with one hand on the rope and thother on the joystick,

Hairy Buttplugyauncle

How to beat Abbott?

The guy is a fuckwit, christ all you have to do is breath and that fool will fall over by election time.

Tony Abbott as PM? Why stop there? Let's have the pope as the new head of state and Bob Santamaria as Governor General.

Is Tony Abbott gay?

Well things have changed rapidly. I predict Krudd will when the next election with a 12 seat majority.

You can mark my words.

Rubbish! Your dinki di Aussie will see through this Labor clown in no time. There is just a small boost for the Labor luvvies cause anyone would be better than the inept JuLIAR.

Don't worry, by election time the swing will be back for Tony. And then Australia can finally get back on track again.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Dern't forget I'm stumpin fer Prime Minister of Australia. This is what I gonna do fer ya:

1. Freedom - Y'all aught have the right ta own whatever guns them Yanks have, cuz they is gunnin fer yer land, jest like them was gunnin fer mine 160 years ago. "ONE NATION UNDER GOD, 'N GUNS FER ALL"!

2. Send the Wogs, Lebo's 'n neferious whatnot a pack'n - they done outstayed thar welcome, 'n now they stank like a nasty whore's fester'n prune.

3. Set up Australia as the Capital of the South; the New Confederacy!!!

4. Git us some good tenant laws - put good-fer-nothin's back to work. They can work the land, act right 'n God 'll bless 'em. But, if'n they start actin like fools, then we got to git 'em off our land 'n give some good white hard work'n tenants a chance. Bad tenants can dig fer copper 'n whatnot deep, deep, deep inside of them mines. Thar won't be bad actin in them mines. Nosiree!

5. I git a special program fer whores who drop babies thinkin the hard workin tax payers 'll care fer 'em. Thar babies git sold ta American Homosexual couples lookin fer ta adopt babies. Devil-spawn rais'n Devil-babies - yep, exportin evil ta evil - win win fer everone. Let 'em waller in int, not Aussies.

6. God is Good campaign - y'all who is gonna vote fer me 'll know this one; 'n them who hate God fear'n folks is gonna hate me 'n not vote fer me anywho.

7. FREE DRUGS!!! Thought some of y'all 'd like that one. 'fore any of you God fear'n folks get yer panties all twisted up, listen up. This here 'll be a program fer all those who want ta guzzle as much meth, coke, crack, heroin, pot, bath salts, crank, 'n other goodies. We jest gonna stick one of our own li'll potions in it - All free drugs will come with a sprinkle of diazanon and piperonyl butoxide - dern't worry tain't gonna kill ya, jest kill off yer baby-makin parts.

8. Homosexual Marriage - yep, I'm gonna let Homosexuals git married. Any man 'n' woman aught ta have thar right ta git married 'fore God. Marriage = man joined with woman fer life.

I git a li'll somethin in here fer everone. Ricardovitz - Australia's only Fair Dinkum Prime Minister

Wow. It looks like someone's bought Ricky a pencil!

Don't worry Mr Ricardovitz, no need for our Dixie brethren. Tony will look after our well being.

Why are the whites in the USA so DUMB?

The only American I know with any good ideas is Dick Gregory.

They ain't dumb. You jest tain't git the brain rinkles ta understand a tiddy biddy of what we is sayin. You 'n Dark Gregory is sorta like dogs tryin ta fix a tarlet, er cipher numbers.