ANAL JONES: A SERIAL FUCKWIT

My sincere apologies to Alan Jones, 2GB's mercenary mouthpiece for the Fiberal Party, for calling him a gutless, grubby, mendacious, gutter-crawling, bottom-feeding, psycho, scum-sucking old shit-for-brains. My comments were taken out of context.

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    · 14 years ago
    Oh Alan. Haven't we dealt with you before? [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Poets-Corner/Im-a-Cronulla-fella.html[/url]
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    · 14 years ago
    Alex Jones tellin y'all how it is!!!

    So they want to have that normal change come and say it is manmade to have a planetary government to come and save us from the crisis. Cause the truth is volcanoes blow up, glaciers suddenly form and in just a few years sea levels go up, they go down. What are they talking about? They have to have an Earth with a stable climate?
    Hey baby... there isn't any stable climate. We are on a gigantic spaceship. A huge rock, a molten rock with little islands floating on top of lava.
    Oh yeah...
    orbiting a gigantic nuclear furnace, blasting out every type of radiation you can imagine.
    "oh, we must make it stable."
    IT ISN'T STABLE! But that is the same witch doctor trick they learned 10,000 years ago, 7,000 years ago, 5,000 years ago, 3,000 years ago they would tell them, because the priest would mark down the dates on the calender it didn't matter if it was in Greece, or Mesopotamia, or Babylon, or the Aztec imans, the mayan culture before that they would know when the eclipse was coming and they would say, "you gotta serve us, do what we say or the god..." the goblin god, the snake god, the titan, whoever it was it was different for every group "...will eat the sun." and it eats the sun, they all prostrate themselves before them and then worship them for another 30 years till another thing happens and by then after they had seen four or five eclipses and the snake god and the priests had the power to make the snake god spit it out, it was over.
    And they are just running a "snake-god" op on you as usual
    and of course you will all fall directly for it and take your injections.

    AMEN ALEX....AMEN!!!
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    · 14 years ago
    Go Allen Go - telling it like it is and trying to keep the lying thieving degenerate labour fiasco honest. And may a pox be upon the slimey snot gobbling little faggot prick who thought he was so smart for making the recording. Even though he apologised we know he did not mean it as his statement was more than likely true.
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    · 14 years ago
    Alan Jones:
    He's gay and yet hides this from his adoring, anti-gay listeners.
    He's agnostic, yet his support base comprises church goers.
    He's unmarried, yet supports those who crticise Gillard for being (a) Unmarried, (b) Atheist (c) A woman.
    Alan Jones: liar, phoney, flake.
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    · 14 years ago
    Maybe Ricky you can build us all an ark when the sea levels rise?
    We will take 2 of everything; except don't bring your pig ugly sis along. I know you like to fuck her but there is no way I'd pro-create with her!
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    · 14 years ago
    Dern't need no ark. Git me plenty of land at 2,500 feet 'bove yer filthy ocean. when all them galaciers melt, I'll be sitt'n high 'top my deer stand putt'n floaters out of thar miseries.
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    · 14 years ago
    Cripes! Even half-pissed golden-tonsils Laws crawled out from his gold-plated shithole to give the parrot a smack upside the head
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    · 14 years ago
    There ya go, folks: http://soundcloud.com/brad-james/the-closet-recordings-of-alan
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    · 14 years ago
    Ricardovitz,in your climate change rundown you forgot to factor in the 7 billion+ human arseholes shitting all over the planet, 7 billion of us sucking the guts outta the earth & spewing the ensuing pollutants into the atmosphere, choking the oceans with plastics, acidic fallout & so forth & so on...guess what, humans are the biggest fuckup on the planet, and you & your ilk are the cream of the crop, all residents of dumbfucksville.
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    · 14 years ago
    Ruru - I reckon if you git ta killin yerself 2 good things 'll happen: 1) one less human ta mess up my planet; 2) you ain't gonna have ta be 'round to worry none over it.

    Oh, 'n fer a bonus - if'n you kill yerself, ya git ta go straight to HEll. I know you dumb atheists dern't believe in Hell, but jest kill yerself ta prove me wrong!!! Make me the dummy - it's all you!
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    · 14 years ago
    Hell is being stuck in a stalled elevator with a stupid asshole like rticardofizz
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    · 14 years ago
    If we didnt have Alan Jones we wouldnt know what a complete utter human trash can looks like
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    · 14 years ago
    Is there a photo available of Mr Ricardowvitz? And such a curious surname? Is that a mixture of Jewish and Mexican blood?
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    · 13 years ago
    Poor old Mr Jones. Somebody loan him a scooter.
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