HUNG PARLIAMENT GROWS A PAIR OF BALLS

Gillard and Abbott might be one of the best things to happen to this country.

Their collective uselessness ensured that many voters would either swing or vote for independents.

 

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The result is a government whom, for the first time in decades, are pushing through reforms. Reforms which would never have seen the light of day under a Liberal or Labor government should they have had a majority.

Because of the tight balance these reforms are also debated in depth.

The latest reform is the new shield law which has just been approved.

"Tweeters and bloggers will be able to give their confidential sources the same protection as the mainstream media following the final passage of the amended journalism shield law. The bill is the work of independents Andrew Wilkie and Nick Xenophon. It provides a presumption in federal courts that journalists' confidential sources will be legally protected."

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    That thing in the middle looks like the tree trunks of Fangorn; very old and knarled!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    I'll vote for the prick in the middle.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    A prick in the hands of Abbott? Well one can't help but feel it is being abused...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    OK, someone has to say it: is it a well-hung Parliament?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    The only mob that needs to be hung in that Parliament are those watermelon Greens.

    Digger,

    Cranbourne
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    I honestly think Tony Abbott is not quite sane
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Y'all is some of thar biggest fools I ever did see. Ask yerselves these here questions:
    1. Do normal folks spend millions of dollars jest so's they can boss other folks 'round?
    2. Whats thar 'bout being a polotician, sittin in a room with other poloticians bicker'n over laws, rules, budgets, debt, 'n whatnot that you think is fun? Why you wanna waste yer days doin that junk?
    3. Do warin a zoot-suit, tie, 'n all them trappins feel good? Why you wanna ware them things?

    I'll tell you why - cuz them folks who wanna give thar left testical ta be a polotician boss'n other folks 'round is what they call PSYCHOTICPATHS. They ain't git no nevermind fer you 'n me - they jest git off on feel'n all big 'n pompus tellin other folks what they cain't do. They get money, pensions, whores, drugs, 'n POWER! That what they git fer putt'n up with a heap of other assholes.

    So, any of you dumb drug-guzzlin idiots that think this polotician or that polotician is jest fine as slick dog mess is livin in some kinda dope-stupor.
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    · 15 years ago
    And when they tell us of the scary infidels out there,

    and that we have to lock down the country

    and use all of our taxes
    to
    go
    and bomb
    them
    and their children,
    the psychoticpath ratepayers out there agree with them
    and start quoting religion, righteousness and
    stuff. dumbass
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Ignorance is bliss and Abbot knows it. Hells bells he's banking on it
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