Baldy for PM

baldyMove over Julia and let a real intellect take over our once lucky country.

We need someone who not only understands the issues that abound across our vast continent but someone who is well travelled internationally.

We need representation by a strong personality who can speak english with a bit of an Aussie twang but not come across too much like a bogan on the international stage.

It would also be neat to have a drug taking rock-n-roll type as PM and this is might be our only opportunity for some time. Nick is not quite ready yet (he is getting balder but his time hasn't come)

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    · 16 years ago
    I'm on the whiskey flyer for this one Repoman!

    Let him Run by Night for the PM job!
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    · 16 years ago
    I'd love to give his head a good old scrub with the Mr Sheen. I reckon you'd see ya reflection in it by the time I've finished with him.
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    · 16 years ago
    I've been away on a bit of a bender so I've missed all of the excitiement...

    Who is PM? Did baldy score a new job? And does anyone know where me undies are?
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    · 16 years ago
    Kim Beasley is new PM. Baldy has joined 'Men at Work' and your undies are in still on the toaster.
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    · 16 years ago
    Thanks Derryn! I wondered where I'd left them...
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    · 16 years ago
    If he don't make it to the top it will never bother him. He don't wanna be the one.
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    · 16 years ago
    The shine of his head makes me forget about all my worries.

    I feel right with this world.
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    · 16 years ago
    Your right! Its like marveling at the moon in the night sky. Thanks Pete!
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    · 16 years ago
    Gentlemen... is it 'You're or Your'? If we cannot get our grammar right than how can we communicate correctly?
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    · 16 years ago
    Than your a cunt
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    · 16 years ago
    Again language... burger guy you seem to be having difficulties...

    Home schooling?
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    · 16 years ago
    Speak for yourself ya dolt.

    "One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself" - Mark Twain
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    · 16 years ago
    Maybe Nick can now run as an independent? I'm sure he'll get a few votes
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    · 16 years ago
    Social inclusion that's what we want from our members of parliament. Here is a good example of how it should be done in a sitting of parliament in a modern Australia:

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    · 16 years ago
    affordable health care
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    · 16 years ago
    Thats not what Obamcare is!
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