Shooter's Party starts conspiring with the enemy

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You used to be able to count on the Shooter's Party to be your loyal friend As foreshadowed in the previous newsletter, negotiations by The Shooters Party have resulted in the Police Jack-Boot David Campbell agreeing to extend the amnesty for the registration of pre-1900 multi-shot muzzle loading black powder lock pistols until December 2008. Many Australians believed that these "guns" didn't need to be registered because they are nothing more than antiques. Now, the Shooter's Party, instead of telling Jack-Boot Campbell to suck Kangaroo Kock with his gun amnesty and gun registration and gun bans, they worked a back-room dirty deal to sell out their constituancy.

The American NRA is appauled at another big sell-out to the Australian Jack-Booted gun banners. They are advocating that all Patriotic Americans reinstitute the "Lend-Lease" program for Australian Citizenry. This program woud create an underground railraod for the provision of arms to the Australian Nation, in light of gun bans which constitute a multitude of human rights violations.
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    · 18 years ago
    I think that only good could come from encouraging our politicians and captains of "industry" to play with loaded guns. If they bring their usual competence into play, they would be blowing themselves away with great gusto. I can hardly wait.
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    · 18 years ago
    Guns. That's what you need. Once you get your guns back then your guberment will respect you.

    And, I'm not talking duck-hunting guns. Here's a list of what you folks are entitled to:

    AK-47
    FNC
    M16
    Ruger Mini 14
    M14
    FN FAL
    Australian FAL
    Carbon 15 assault pistol
    Desert Eagle .50 caliber
    USAS-12 combat shotgun
    Glock 17
    Sig Saur 9mm
    Steyr Aug
    PE57
    G.E. Minigun
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    · 18 years ago
    Ricky, I feel strongly drawn to the minigun, but I worry that I could not carry enough ammunition to my old college in a practical manner. I would be mortified if I ran out of ammo while demonstrating the minigun to the other students and lecturers.
    I am too shy to talk to my friends or my parents about this, and I hope you can help me.
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    · 18 years ago
    I'm getting VERY nervous again Ricky, and I need your advice real soon, otherwise it will start again, and they will laugh, and I will feel really bad, and then that voice will start to tell me strange things...
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    · 18 years ago
    The GE Minigun is gona be a bit much for you. Ain't nothing wrong with demonstrating proper firearms opperation and marksmanship to students. But, you seem like the stressful nervous type. Best you stick to counting beans or something productive like that. I advise that you join the NRA, learn how to properly handle a weapon, take some classes, join the GOA, take some more classes.

    Then, you'll be ready to offer instruction on firearms opperation to others.
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    · 18 years ago
    Just legalise LSD

    Then you can experience real freedom instead of pretending that you are free in your hidden bunker with your flak jacket on.
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    · 18 years ago
    When you wake up with $60, your pants sticking out at the front, and the chinese hooker next door open for business.

    Herr 'Fruity' Fucknuckle
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