Shock policy discovery!

Honest John: "I never thought to look there!"


Right-wing Satanist sect helps
John "Prosperity" Howard to pluck
yet another surprising policy fraud
out of his withered arse.

"If it wasn't for the Elusive Order
of Shade-seeking Things that live
under a Rock, and the help they gave
me, I would have been bereft of any
new policy frauds to offer the voters!"

"They were the only ones who knew where
to look for more rich electoral bounty!"
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